The Colombiana has one of the most annoying and infuriating traits.
And because of it, she accomplishes almost everything she puts her mind to.
Even stuff with damn near one-in-ten-million odds. Literally.
Heck, I’m living proof of one of these one-in-ten-million odds things.
It’s all explained here on the latest episode of Off The Chain.
And you oughtta listen.
Because if you apply this annoying and infuriating trait to YOUR life, you’ll have everything you could ever want.
All the best,
Doberman Dan
I’ve known something was wrong with babies for the longest time.
They’re self centered, demanding, manipulative... and they refuse to talk coherently like we adults. (I’m sure they do that just to piss us off.)
So I’ve known something was wrong for a while. I just couldn’t put my finger on WHAT was wrong.
But Big Pharma and the U.S. medical system figured it out:
All babies are schizophrenic and bipolar.
And thanks be to Jeebus, Moises, Mahthammud and L. Ron Hubbard... they’re finally doing something about it.
It’s all revealed here on the latest episode of Off The Chain.
All the best,
Doberman Dan
Yes, time travel consultant is an actual career.
I saw it in the credits of the movie “Safety Not Guaranteed.”
If you’ve ever had an interest in traveling back in time... or traveling to the future... here’s how you can make money with it.
It’s all revealed here on the latest episode of Off The Chain.
All the best,
Doberman Dan
Ben Settle and I switched lives.
He hosted my Off The Chain show while I hosted his Anti-preneur show.
And when Ben took over my spot on Off The Chain, chaos and controversy ensued.
His topic?
How to not be a pussy in your email marketing.
And I can think of none better to teach it than Ben Settle.
Just a few of the things he covered are...
How to build a thriving six-figure business with a grand total time investment of only 10 minutes a day. (No kidding. Ben has REALLY done this.)
A Wing Chun Kung Fu secret for winning any fight that can make you a FORTUNE in your email marketing.
How to use your “hate mail” to generate a small MOUNTAIN of cashola! (And if you do your email marketing like Ben teaches you’ll have plenty of hate mail, therefore making you more and more money!)
Why women are MUCH better at not being a pussy in their email marketing... and why guys could learn a thing or two from the gals.
Why you actually WANT to offend people... and should be working pretty damn hard to do it in every email.
And much more!
Thar’s gold in this here interview.
So get your cute little bottom over here NOW and give it a listen immediately.
All the best,
Doberman Dan
I recently got the chance to interview a good friend and great entrepreneur, Marx Acosta-Rubio.
Marx revealed some things a lot of would-be entrepreneurs and marketers will find exciting and/or shocking.
Things like...
The truth about making money working in your underwear from your kitchen table.
Why immigrants have a higher likelihood of becoming millionaires than native born American citizens. (Hint: It’s how they view the world.)
The best way to get from where you are to where you want to be in your business. (It’s completely counterintuitive.)
The most important ingredient for getting customers... even if you’re selling a commodity product and have thousands of competitors.
Marx’ #1 secret that made him a cash millionaire at age 31.
Are you REALLY cut out to be an entrepreneur? Ask yourself this one simple question.
The one simple difference between being an activity junkie and somebody who REALLY gets things done.
Most online marketers don’t have a REAL business. They have a moneymaking scheme. And it could all come crashing down tomorrow without THIS.
And MUCH more!
Check out my interview with Marx Acosta-Rubio here on the latest episode of “Off The Chain.”
Maybe you prefer those Android thangs?
Or maybe you just prefer to listen online?
All the best,
Doberman Dan
I recently got the chance to interview a good friend and great entrepreneur, Marx Acosta-Rubio.
Marx revealed some things a lot of would-be entrepreneurs and marketers will find exciting and/or shocking.
Things like...
The truth about making money working in your underwear from your kitchen table.
Why immigrants have a higher likelihood of becoming millionaires than native born American citizens. (Hint: It’s how they view the world.)
The best way to get from where you are to where you want to be in your business. (It’s completely counterintuitive.)
The most important ingredient for getting customers... even if you’re selling a commodity product and have thousands of competitors.
Marx’ #1 secret that made him a cash millionaire at age 31.
Are you REALLY cut out to be an entrepreneur? Ask yourself this one simple question.
The one simple difference between being an activity junkie and somebody who REALLY gets things done.
Most online marketers don’t have a REAL business. They have a moneymaking scheme. And it could all come crashing down tomorrow without THIS.
And MUCH more!
Check out my interview with Marx Acosta-Rubio here on the latest episode of “Off The Chain.”
Maybe you prefer those Android thangs?
Or maybe you just prefer to listen online?
All the best,
Doberman Dan
Seriously.
That’s the direction it’s headed anyway.
I’m just suggesting we drop the pretense of ADHD, quit pussy footing around and get on with the inevitable.
It’s crazy... but it just might work.
You can discover my demented plan here on the latest episode of “Off The Chain.”
Maybe you prefer those Android doohickeys?
Or maybe you just prefer to listen online?
All the best,
Doberman Dan
Actually I wasn’t the one who discovered George Carlin’s secret.
It was Louis C.K.
But it was I who discovered Louis C.K. secret to discovering George Carlin’s secret.
Actually that’s not true.
But I DID discover Louis C.K. revealing how he discovered George Carlin’s secret on a YouTube video.
And I rambled a whole damn show about it.
Geez, I’ve got a big mouth.
Feel free to just tell me to shut the hell up.
Unless you want to discover something that can transform you from absolutely, totally sucking at something... to becoming one of the best in the world.
You’ll discover everything here on the latest episode of “Off The Chain.”
Are you one of those commies who rues the day Steve Jobs invented the iPhone, iTunes... and all things “i”?
Have you’ve sworn a lifetime allegiance to all things Android?
Or maybe you just prefer to listen online?
All the best,
Doberman Dan
There’s one thing I do that’s responsible for 99% of all the good stuff happening in my business right now.
It has led me to crazy profitable deals.
It constantly brings me cool people who want to become clients.
Few are accepted as clients these days. But most become friends.
Some even become partners.
Last year it brought in 2.66 times more than average primary care physician’s income --from only a part-time commitment.
In my previous business (a nutritional supplement business) it was the #1 generator of revenue.And responsible for about 70% of the profits.
It’s the smartest business decision I’ve ever made.
And I’m happy to share the secret with you.
You’ll discover everything here on the latest episode of “Off The Chain.”
Do you rue the day Steve Jobs invented the iPhone, iTunes... and all things “i”?
Have you’ve sworn a lifetime allegiance to all things Android?
Or maybe you just prefer to listen online?
All the best,
Doberman Dan
I recently got a HUGE wake-up call.
It shocked me into seeing that I’m stuck in a box.
And I’m not thinking NEARLY big enough.
See, there are some opportunities available today that can make you a BILLIONAIRE.
With a capital “B.”
Literally. I swear to you, I’m not exaggerating.
And I’ll show you PROOF of that in just a minute.
The good news?
You can start these projects for less than $20.
You’ll discover everything here on the latest episode of “Off The Chain”...
Are you one of those weirdos who have one of them there Android thangs?
Or do you prefer to listen online?
All the best,
Doberman Dan
P.S. I think Millenials have an advantage starting these businesses.
They seem to “get” this model better than most Gen X’ers, Boomers and Seniors.
Or... if you’re a Gen X’er, Boomer or Senior...
Or a “tweener” like me... too old to be a Gen X’er and too young to be a Boomer...
...then here’s your solution:
Hire a Millenial to do this for you.
For a measly $20.
Then take their work and make yourself richer than Midas.
I’ll tell you how to do it here...
Or here if you want to listen on your Android abomination... or listen online.
Paxvobiscum.
I’m going to share something different with you today.
Something that online marketers are going to find shocking.
It’s the #1 thing holding back ALL online marketers.
Bar none, it’s the BIGGEST impediment to your business growth and making more money.
It’s the thing that keeps every single online marketer plateaued FOREVER.
If the plateau hasn’t happened already, it will.
It’s inevitable.
Look, I’m a copywriter. I pay attention to words.
And this problem is revealed in the words these online marketers use to define themselves.
The words actually reveal the BIGGER problem.
A problem that MUST be fixed... or life is gonna suck.
After 30 years of serial entrepreneurship, I’ve never heard ANYBODY reveal this problem.
Until now.
I’m the ONLY dude to reveal it.
Cuz I’m one of only a handful of people on the planet qualified to talk about it.
Listen... if you don’t fix THIS, the online business you have right now is as good as it’s ever gonna get.
So if you want more...
More money...
...more freedom...
...more happiness...
...more impact in the world...
...more sex...
(OK, maybe not more sex)...
...then you MUST discover what’s holding you back from everything you want in your online business.
It’s revealed here on the latest episode of “Off The Chain”...
If you prefer to listen on an Android device or online, click here instead.
All the best,
Doberman Dan
P.S. This is stuff you don’t normally hear from me.
Because I only reveal it to people I know are ready for it.
Frankly, most people are NOT advanced enough for this.
But it’s so crucial to your financial success and happiness... I’m putting it out there for the VERY few who really ARE ready for it.
If you prefer to listen on an Android device or online, click here instead.
Paxvobiscum.
What if you could simply wave your hand and whatever problem you’re dealing with would disappear immediately?
Wouldn’t that be nice?
Well I’ve found a way to do that.
It’s the same thing B-level copywriters use in their copy.
Just use this one little trick and BOOM... you don’t need to do the hard work of studying your market and all the other things you have to do to create world-class copy.
Or so the rookies believe.
I’ll explain it all here on the latest episode of “Off The Chain”...
If you prefer to listen on an Android device or online, click here instead.
All the best,
Doberman Dan
Since I’ve made multiple millions of dollars with my copy, I thought it would be easy for me to get on the phone to sell 4-figure, 5-figure and 6-figure stuff.
Not so.
The first time up to bat I got my ass handed to me.
Until I got some help from this guy.
I tracked him down and got him on the phone.
Then I proceeded to pick his brain about everything you need to know to be successful selling high priced stuff.
Actually, successful selling ANYTHING.
It’s one of the most valuable phone calls I’ve ever made.
Even more valuable since cancer recently stole away the opportunity to learn from this guy.
Luckily, I recorded it for you.
It’s the “part 2” from last week.
If you prefer to listen on an Android device or listen online, click here instead.
All the best,
Doberman Dan
I’ve made multiple millions with my copy.
But not too long ago I was getting my ass kicked trying to sell some high-ticket stuff over the phone.
Until I got some help from this guy.
I tracked him down and got him on the phone.
Then I proceeded to pick his brain about everything you need to know to be successful selling high priced stuff.
Actually, successful selling ANYTHING.
It’s one of the most valuable phone calls I’ve ever made.
Even more valuable since cancer recently stole away the opportunity to learn from this guy.
Luckily, I recorded it for you.
If you prefer to listen on an Android device or listen online, click here instead.
All the best,
Doberman Dan
Getting just about everything you want depends on you being good at just one skill.
Sadly, it’s one skill most people completely suck at.
And it’s NEVER taught in formal education. (Probably on purpose.)
Damn shame, too.
‘Cuz most people piss away their entire lives on stuff that will only make them a meager income and creates a life of “quiet desperation.”
Instead, if they would just focus on getting good at THIS, everything else would fall into place. And you could create any kind of life you desire.
Sooooo... since I’m such a prince of a guy... I got one of the best guys in the world at teaching you this one skill to share many of his best secrets with me.
If you prefer to listen on an Android device or listen online, click here instead.
All the best,
Doberman Dan
P.S. Your income, your savings and even your debts are all determined by one thing.
It’s revealed in this interview.
And also how to put them under YOUR control...instead of the random factors you’ve been letting control them.
Pax vobiscum.
The Internet has been mainstream for over 20 years now, right?
It was supposed to change the world.
So how come we’re not allrich and happy?
I've got the answer.
And it comes down to only one thing.
And I’m revealing that one thing here...
http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes
Wantto listen on an Android device?
Or maybe you just prefer to listen online?
Go here instead:
http://offthechainshow.com/blog/
All the best,
Doberman Dan
What does Lamar Odom’s overdose in a whorehouse have to do with your business?
Everything, dear rookie. EVERYTHING.
In fact, if you DON’T understand what Lamar Odom’s overdose... or any other major new story... has to do with your business...
...you’re missing out on a LOT of money... and you better go here NOW...
http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes
Wantto listen on an Android device?
Or maybe you just prefer to listen online?
Go here instead:
http://offthechainshow.com/blog/
All the best,
Doberman Dan
I’ve seen soooo many people build their businesses on “shifting sand.”
It sucks to have your whole business crumble after you invested your blood, sweat and tears (and all your money) in getting it going.
That's why I want to see you build your build your business on an evergreen foundation.
And I’m revealing the big damn secret for doing that here...
http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes
Wantto listen on an Android device?
Or maybe you just prefer to listen online?
Go here instead:
http://offthechainshow.com/blog/
All the best,
Doberman Dan
P.S. If you’re focused on only one certain part of your business... the part that EVERYBODY focuses on... I highly doubt you’ll be around much longer.
Click one of the links above so you can stay in business long term.
Paxvobiscum.
Have you ever read “The Fountainhead” by Ayn Rand?
If you’re not a reader you can watch the movie version with Gary Cooper.
I read the book about 12 years ago. But I got a HUGE epiphany from watching the movie again recently.
An epiphany that has TOTALLY changed my business.
It has made life a LOT easier, a lot more pleasant... and best of all, it has made me a SHITLOAD more money.
If you’re a freelance copywriter, consultant, coach or anybody who works with clients... this is something you simply MUST hear... right frickin’ now.
If you DON’T know this... I GUARANTEE you that people are taking advantage of you BIG time... and you’re being cheated out of a LOT of money.
Prepare to have your world rocked here...
http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes
What if you hateiTunes, the iPhone, the iPad and all of Steve Jobs’creations?
Or what if you prefer to listen on an Android device?
OR... what if you just prefer to listen online?
No problem. I aim to please.
Go here instead:
http://offthechainshow.com/blog/
All the best,
Doberman Dan
P.S. Copywriters... pay EXTRA close attention to what I tell you about clients who negotiate your fees by promising you more money on the back end.
Paxvobiscum.
Two of my favorite things.
Actually, as Producer Jonathan pointed out, that’s three things. (Insert rimshot here.)
Anyhoo... I have a new project.
It only cost me 8 lousy bucks to get it started.
And it’s such a good idea, before I could even start working on it, somebody tried to buy it from me.
After all, what guy DOESN’T like boobs and guns?
(I know there are some... but they’re in the majority. And they’re probably piss poor customers anyway.)
I’m showing you the model for starting an online business and keeping it as fun and hassle free as possible here...
http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes
Do you hateiTunes, the iPhone, the iPad and all of Steve Jobs’creations?
Prefer to listen on an Android device?
...OR... if you just prefer to listen online, go here instead:
http://offthechainshow.com/blog/
All the best,
Doberman Dan
P.S. The offer to buy Boobs & Guns hasn’t been completed.
So if you’re interested, I’m still accepting offers.
Paxvobiscum.
Where some see Rome crumbling, I see opportunity.
In this case I’m talking about the medical profession.
Many doctors and other medical professionals, after realizing that this hell isn't going to end...
...and no, there isn’t gonna be a transition to a “better system” as long as the government's involved...
...are throwing up their hands and getting out. Even though they’re not even near retirement age.
I see this as a trend that will continue, with more and more opting out.
Could we possibly have a hot market and big opportunity here?
I say YES.
We have an opportunity to get wealthy.
And I’m extrapolating on my ideas here...
http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes
Do you hateiTunes, the iPhone, the iPad and all of Steve Jobs’creations? Prefer to listen on an Android device?
...OR... if you just prefer to listen online, go here instead:
http://offthechainshow.com/blog/
All the best,
Doberman Dan
I read an interesting and somewhat disturbing survey the other day.
It showed that 35% of Americanshave thought about packing up and moving overseas.
Not travel for recreation.They want to get their body and their moneyoutta here ASAP because they believethe U.S.is going to hell in a hand basket.
BUT... here’s the most shocking part...
Thenumber of people wanting to expatriateSKYROCKETSwhen you're talking about the Millennials, people between 18 and 34 years old.
55% of them said they are seriously considered expatriating.
I have some important (and quite contrarian) advice for anybody considering this.
ESPECIALLY Millennials.
And my advice could make you wealthier than you ever imagined possible.
Or even in the absolute WORST-case scenario, it could create a DREAM life for you.
It’s all laid out for you here...
http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes
If you hate Steve Jobs and iTunes and prefer to listen on an Android device...
...OR... you just prefer to listen online, go here instead:
http://offthechainshow.com/blog/
All the best,
Doberman Dan
P.S. Before you ever start a business in the U.S. you really should listen to what I have to say on this episode.
Your business and your life can be a LOT less complicated and a LOT more profitable.
Paxvobiscum.
You can make your business life about as hard as possible... or as easy as possible.
One of the keys to making it as easy as possible, yet still making a ton of money, is to sell to the right people.
Sadly, most entrepreneurs I know take the exact opposite approach.
Many don’t know that there’s a pyramid ranking system of your best potential prospects.
Target the right segment of this pyramid and you’ll make a ton of money with relatively little hassle.
Target the WRONG segment and you’ll probably have big gross sales numbers... but little to zero net profits.
AND your business will be a huge pain in the ass and your life will suck.
Unfortunately, that’s where most entrepreneurs are operating.
But YOU don’t have to.
Check out my latest on that subject here...
http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes
If you hate Steve Jobs and all the creations he spawned (like iTunes) and prefer to listen on an Android device...
...OR... you just prefer to listen online, go here instead:
http://offthechainshow.com/blog/
All the best,
Doberman Dan
I watched the documentary about Joan Rivers... again.
It’s called “A Piece of Work.”
A HUGE secret about her is revealed in that movie.
Interestingly, it’s the same secret very few people know about moi, Doberman Dan.
Anyhoo, Joan Rivers had a reputation of being the most fearless comedian alive.
And she was.
On stage.
Her big secret was who she was off stage.
And THAT was what was responsible for her successful 60-year run as a comedian, entrepreneur and humanitarian.
There are some things in that movie that can TRANSFORM your business. AND make your whole life a whole lot better.
I’m talking about some of those things revealed in this documentary on the latest episode of my podcast here...
http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes
If you don’t like to yuk it up on iTunes and prefer to listen on an Android device...
...OR... you just prefer to listen online, go here instead:
http://offthechainshow.com/blog/
All the best,
Doberman Dan
Those are the two things (actually it’s THREE things, isn’t it?) I’m talking about on the latest episode of Off The Chain.
It may SEEM like these things aren’t related... but they are.
ESPECIALLY if you’re marketing online.
In fact, understanding a goldfish’s attention span and Janet Jackson’s boobs just may be the most important thing to dramatically bump up your conversions, sales and profits from all your online marketing.
My demented brain makes sense of this mixed up mish mash of ideas here:
http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes
If you’re an iTunes hater and/or prefer to listen on an Android device...
...OR... you just prefer to listen online, go here instead:
http://offthechainshow.com/blog/
All the best,
Doberman Dan
P.S. Can you imagine a job where you get PAID to hold Janet Jackson’s wonderful boobs?
Well, that job really did exist back in the 80’s.
And I’m going to tell you exactly why I’d HATE that job here:
http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes
If you’re an iTunes hater and/or prefer to listen on an Android device...
...OR... you just prefer to listen online, go here instead:
http://offthechainshow.com/blog/
Paxvobiscum.