Wave after wave of MK Ultra mind-control assassins have been trying to kill me.
Unsuccessfully.
So far.
That’s why I think you should listen to this now.
Cuz ya never know how much longer I’ll be able to dodge this bullet.
And when I say “dodge the bullet” I mean that LITERALLY.
Click here to find out why the Illuminati is trying to kill me...
All the best,
Doberman Dan
It’s not just an option anymore.
Your very SURVIVAL depends on it.
If you like sleeping indoors and eating with some semblance of regularity...
All the best,
Doberman Dan
Shocking news:
The old online marketing model is D-E- A-D... with a big, huge honkin’ “D.”
Trouble is, you probably didn’t get the memo, didja?
If you’re following this old obsolete model... ESPECIALLY if you’re using Facebook ads...
All the best,
Doberman Dan
This is the weirdest question I’ve ever heard asked of parents enrolling their child in public school.
And it REALLY pissed me off.
If you’re subjecting your children to public school... or even just considering it... you absolutely MUST hear this.
Listen now before it’s too late to save your children...
All the best,
Doberman Dan
The revolution has begun.
And it’s time to arm yourself.
Ignore my advice at your peril. Because the battle has begun.
Click here to find out how to protect yourself and your family before it’s too late.
All the best,
Doberman Dan
I’m talking about a quarterly net profit of $10.5 billion from 50.6 billion in gross sales.
I don’t know of many corporations more profitable than this.
So I‘m going to tell you what they’re doing...
...and how us “kitchen table” entrepreneurs can swipe it for BIGGER profits.
Click here for the latest episode of Off The Chain...
All the best,
Doberman Dan
In 1790, the French “gummit” was running a little short on cash.
So they needed to find a new way to finance all the spending they wanted to do.
But they didn’t want to raise taxes because experience showed that would probably cause an armed rebellion.
Instead they came up with what they thought was a brilliant solution.
And this “solution” from all the way back in 1790 is affecting us all TODAY.
And NOT in a good way.
If you’re not hip to THIS, your business... your income... your wealth... heck, your entire way of LIFE is at risk.
Click here now to get all the details...
All the best,
Doberman Dan
There’s a scary change on the horizon.
One I originally thought would cripple the U.S. economy.
Now it looks like it’s going to be a WORLDWIDE crisis.
It will be the ripple effect of a new technology considered by experts to be “the biggest trend of the decade.”
Yes, this could be economically devastating.
HOWEVER... if you look at the history of online marketing... and you use that experience to exploit this huge upcoming technological trend...
...you could make yourself a multimillionaire in practically no time at all!
Pretty exciting, huh?
Click here for all the deets...
All the best,
Doberman Dan
I received a letter the other day.
Yeah, a REAL letter.
One that takes some time, thinking and effort to create. (Unlike 99.99% of most mails.)
It was written by hand.
Then placed in an envelope and sent by postal mail.
It’s from one of the knights in my Marketing Camelot.
And it reveals the REAL secret of success.
You simply MUST know this secret if you truly want to be successful.
Let me just say this:
What you’re about to discover ain’t exactly palatable to the masses. That’s why it’s rarely shared in public.
But if you’ve got the cojones for it, this will be life changing.
All the best,
Doberman Dan
It was a fraud from the very beginning.
The biggest Ponzi scheme in the world.
This swindle was sold to good, unsuspecting, God-fearing, salt-of- the-earth, trusting Americans who thought their politicians were looking out for them.
Poor bastards.
Soon it’s all gonna come crashing down.
In fact, VERY soon.
Experts even predict the “Titanic hitting the iceberg” event will happen before the end of this year!
And it’ll bankrupt millions of innocent Americans.
Are YOU gonna be one of the destroyed?
Sadly... probably yes.
UNLESS you listen to me NOW.
Please... this is important and URGENT.
All the best,
Doberman Dan
On the latest episode of “Off The Chain” I was going to
share the story of my recent solo music album release.
But it quickly veered off in a different direction.
And I got to ranting on matters of the spirit.
(Or quantum physics, whichever you believe.)
Some people are saying this might be one of the most life
changing rants that has ever dribbled out of my maniacal mouth.
You be the judge here...
All the best,
Doberman Dan
I had an interesting chat with my colleague Sean D’Souza.
Within the first 15 seconds Sean revealed an effortless secret for making a lot more money.
No, that’s not stereotypical copywriter hyperbole. The secret really IS effortless.
It’s what allows Sean to make enough money to take a 3-month vacation every year.
I’m tellin’ ya... this is BREAKTHROUGH stuff for entrepreneurs.
Click here to hear my chat with Sean on the latest episode of Off The Chain.
All the best,
Doberman Dan
Being an entrepreneur requires you to think differently than the rest of the world.
Yet many try to apply their previously engrained ways of thinking and doing things.
You can make progress with that.
For a while.
Then you hit a wall.
And many stay stuck there forever.
If you wanna get unstuck, you gotta know the #1 reason most entrepreneurs plateau.
(And no, it’s not lack of capital.)
Click here to discover the mistake that’s holding you back from the fast growth and big money you desire.
All the best,
Doberman Dan
Yeah, I know.
You don’t have the time you need to get everything done.
Like I used to say to all the mentals I had to deal with on the police department...
I believe that YOU believe that.
Truth is, you don’t have a time management problem.
You have a [blank] management problem.
Click here to fill in the blank.
All the best,
Doberman Dan
And it works almost instantly.
You’re about to hear the story of Krebiozen.
And how this secret not only cures cancer… it can bring you riches beyond belief.
Heck, it can bring you ANYTHING your heart desires.
All the best,
Doberman Dan
How Liquor.com was founded back in the Wild, Wild West days of the Internet is a great study in “bootstrap entrepreneurism” paying off BIG time.
But the most interesting part is how and WHEN it paid off.
A valuable lesson in “planting lots seeds.”
And that’s just one of the MANY revelations my special guest, Steve Olsher revealed.
Click here to hear the surprising confessions of an online business pioneer and proverbial serial entrepreneur.
I think you’re gonna find this quite eye opening.
All the best,
Doberman Dan
Marketing people treat the law of reciprocity like it’s marketing gospel.
Heck, some people base their entire business around it.
How about we examine what the biggest proponent... at least the most QUOTED
proponent of the law of reciprocity thinks about it, shall we?
Click here to hear what all the scuttlebutt is about on the latest episode of Off The Chain.
You’re gonna find this quite eye opening.
All the best,
Doberman Dan
There seems to be two types of business owners.
One makes money. (Sometimes.)
The other builds a business AND makes money.
Your mindset is what determines which of these you do.
It’s why most of the biggest names in the Internet Marketing world are no longer around.
And it determines if you just get by... or get rich.
Click here and prepare to be enlightened.
All the best,
Doberman Dan
My foray into bodybuilding was an initial 10-year journey of darn near ZERO progress.
In spite of training so damn hard I often burst blood vessels in my eyes. (That was part of the problem. But that’s a lesson for another time.)
Being an irrationally stubborn person, I persisted in training 4 to 6 days a week for 10 l-o-n- g years in spite of showing no progress.
I just KNEW if I kept eliminating all the things that didn’t work, I’d eventually find something that DID.
And in year 11, I found it.
I packed 25 lbs. on my scrawny body in a little over 8 weeks.
The transformation was dramatic. And EVERYBODY noticed.
Funny that the same thing happened initially in my career as an entrepreneur.
However... I had my bodybuilding experience to guide me.
Finally, it was world-renowned strength training coach Charles Staley who put a name to this technique.
It’s actually more than a technique. It’s a PHILOSOPHY.
One that has contributed to both my former bodybuilding success... and my current entrepreneurial success.
I’m revealing the truth as I see it HERE on the latest episode of Off The Chain.
All the best,
Doberman Dan
I’m gonna be Buzz Killington today.
Well, at least I will be for anybody who has read all this wonderful stuff about copywriting like...
“Work from the beach with nothing but your laptop...”
Or this one...
“Live a life of leisure writing only an hour or two per day and make MILLIONS in royalties.”
I’m about to throw a wet blanket on the whole deal.
And bust a bunch of myths.
You’re about to discover why, in spite of making more money than most neurosurgeons last year, for all intents and purposes I fired 99% of my clients.
If you’ve believed the “write a couple hours of day sitting on the beach” lie, you’re about to be shocked.
Click here to discover the unvarnished truth about the life of a freelance copywriter.
All the best,
Doberman Dan
Getting started is hard.
DAMN hard.
And staring at the blank page is painful.
Not just emotionally.
PHYSICALLY painful.
So THIS secret from a grizzled copywriting veteran and former stand up comedian was a MASSIVE breakthrough for me.
I’ve been using it ever since. And it has made getting started soooooo much easier.
And even FUN.
If that were the ONLY thing you discover from this, it’d be worth a million buckeroos.
But there’s more.
A lot more.
So don’t delay the magic any longer...
Click here to discover all these conversion boosting copywriting tips. You’ll find them on the latest episode of Off The Chain.
Enjoy!
All the best,
Doberman Dan
I was reminded of this copywriting secret recently from a brilliant marketer and copywriter, Sean D’Souza.
I just used it to finish a 6,000-word piece that looks like it’s gonna be a barn burner new control.
I’m tellin’ ya... this idea is just frickin’ genius.
And even better...
It makes your work writing copy a LOT easier.
Check it out here on the latest episode of Off The Chain...
All the best,
Doberman Dan
Wanna see how you should deal with online trolls?
Then you should see how this famous British author responded to one 18-year-old woman’s social media lambasting of his newest book.
His response was PERFECT.
I think it’s how YOU should also respond to your critics, too.
And don’t worry...
All the other DOERS and I will happily contribute to your bail fund.
Click here and discover how to respond to your critics and dream stealers on the latest episode of Off The Chain.
All the best,
Doberman Dan
This is cutting edge “what’s-working-NOW-with-the-great-unwashed-consumer-masses” email marketing secrets.
And it’s pretty eye opening to see Louie discovering this stuff... almost in “real time.”
If you can’t take at least one of these ideas and use it to make money TODAY... then frankly there’s no hope for you.
And you should resign yourself to a never-ending series of nametags and paper hats in your future.
Everything is revealed in all its comedic glory here...
All the best,
Doberman Dan
Did I ever tell you the story of my Christian fundraising letter?
Best. Sales. Letter. EVER.
TENS of millions of dollars in potential donations.
And my copywriting mentor Gary Halbert made me burn it.
It’s all explained here on the latest episode of Off The Chain.
All the best,
Doberman Dan