On today's show way give a big F-U to critics.
I checked my “Off The Chain” podcast reviews on iTunes the other day.
99% were positive.
So guess what I focused on.
The two negative reviews, of course. (That’s just human nature, ya know.)
It got me thinking about all the critics in my life. I’ve been dealing with some very virulent critics ever since I decided to raise my head above the crowd at the young age of 7.
And the more I thought about all the critics in my life, the more fired up I got.
If you care to hear me rant about the do-nothing, scared-of-their-own-shadow, dumbass critics – wastes of human flesh who are too much of a pussy to create their own values... so they have to try and destroy those who DO have the balls to make things happen - it was captured for you here:
http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes
If you hate iTunes... or want to listen in on an Android device... or want
to listen online, go here:
http://offthechainshow.com/blog/
All the best,
Doberman Dan
P.S.As you’ll soon discover, I MORE than earned my iTunes “explicit” rating on this episode.
Like I said... I got pretty fired up.
Pax vobiscum.
Did you know the average American is confronted by at least five times as much information each day as they were back in 1986.
Geez… talk about overwhelm.
But don’t worry. I’m going to help you deal with it.
More specifically, I’m going to show you how to get more accomplished while dealing with this overwhelming… well… OVERWHELM!
And I’m going to do that on Episode 12of“Off The Chain”…
http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes
Here are a few things you’ll discover about how I stay as productive as possible while still enjoying life...
My best productivity tips are waiting for youhere:
http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes
All the best,
Doberman Dan
P.S. If you totally “get” the three big take-aways from this show, I guarantee you’re gonna enjoy life a lot more.
Pax vobiscum.
It’s that time again.
What time?
Podcast time.
Episode 11 of “Off The Chain” is ready and waiting for you here:
http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes
Here are a few of the things I’m exposing that many people in our little world would prefer I NOT disclose...
The show is waiting for you here:
http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes
All the best,
Doberman Dan
P.S. As you’ll soon see, I missed my true calling… as a voice actor. :)
Pax vobiscum.
Episode 10 of my contentious, controversial and cocky “Off The Chain” podcastis anxiously awaiting to tantalize your auditory orifices here:
http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes
Below are just a few of the nuggets of entrepreneurial wisdom you’ll hear spew forth in rapid fire succession from my cheeky pie hole...
Auscultate all the audibleaudaciousness available here:
http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes
All the best,
Doberman Dan
P.S.What do you think of “Off The Chain”?
Love it or hate it... it would be cool if you left a review on iTunes.
Pax vobiscum.
Episode 9 of “Off The Chain” is now available for your listening pleasure.
http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes
Here are just a few things you’ll discover...
Audition the auditory audacity here:
http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes
All the best,
Doberman Dan
P.S. Pax vobiscum.
We just uploaded episode 8 of my “Off The Chain” podcast on that iTunes doohickey.
Here are a few things I’m babbling about...
Find out about what a moron I’ve been here:
http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes
All the best,
Doberman Dan
P.S. These are my most important million dollar lessons.
Not because I made millions... but because I invested (and LOST) millions learning them.
Pax vobiscum.
There are a few people whose message resonates so strongly with me that I buy EVERY single product they produce.
There’s this one guy who resonates sooooo strongly with methat I’ve accidentally bought several of his products twice (one three times) simply because I didn’t read the copy and didn’t realize I’d already bought it.
THAT’S how good his materials are.
And that’s how much I personally believe in his message.
He’s my go-to guy for all things related to attracting, managing and even FIRING clients.
His name is Jason Leister and I simply HAD to get him in front of a microphone for ya, wind him up and let him go.
Here are just a few of the amazing thingshe shared...
This is the deepest stuff… the biggest secrets... stuff you would normally only hear in highest-level inner circle meetings with the most successful copywriters and consultants in the world.
And it’s available now here:
http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes
All the best,
Doberman Dan
P.S. Dang, this stuff is goooood! I should be charging you for this.
But I’m not. It’s waiting for you abso-tutely free right here, right now…
http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes
Paxvobiscum.
Episode 7 of my politically correct podcast is all polished up and ready for your virgin ears.
In this episode you’ll discover...
It’s here at http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes
All the best,
Doberman Dan
There’s a new special episode of my “Off The Chain”podcast awaiting your virgin ears on iTunes.
It’s my interview with Brian Kurtz, the former Executive V.P. and all-around badass rainmaker for that 800 lb. direct marketing gorilla, Boardroom.
Here are a few things Brian shared...
Look, you’re probably tired of all the bullshit promises you hear from these fraud Internet marketers who couldn’t find their ass with both hands. (I know I am.)
Ignore those rookie posers and find out how the REAL men make a fortune here…
http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes
All the best,
Doberman Dan
P.S. Brian Kurtz is one of the few people left nowadays with the guts to tell you the REAL truth about direct marketing today.
If MY future depended on it, I’d follow guys like Brian… not the “those who can’t, teach” losers proliferating the Internet… always trying to get into your wallet.
Brian is a guy with a 30+ year track record of DOING… successfully… unlike almost ALL of the IM gurus.
Discover the most important marketing and business truths here…
http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes
Paxvobiscum.
Episode 6 of my politically correct podcast is all polished up and ready for your virgin ears.
In this episode you’ll discover...
Take a listen at http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes
All the best,
Doberman Dan
A new episode of my podcast is ready.
In Episode 5 of the Off The Chain show you’ll discover...
Take a listen at http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes
All the best,
Doberman Dan
My producer just uploaded a special episode of my podcast.
My guest is one of the best online marketers I know, Allen Baler.
In this special episode you’ll discover...
Mozey on over to http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes
All the best,
Doberman Dan
P.S. Allen’s never been a freelance copywriter but he revealed a secret any freelancer can use to earn extra money AND deliver better results.
Enjoy!
Pax vobiscum.
Episode 4 of the Doberman Dan “Off The Chain” show has been mixed, mastered, pressed on vinyl, put into an LP sleeve and distributed to record stores throughout the world.
Or... maybe not.
I was just waxing nostalgic about the record industry in the 70’s.
Boy, do I miss the 70’s. Leisure suits were da BOMB!
But seriously... the 45 of my show <grin> has been received by the fine folks at Apple, transferred to a digital format and is now available here:
http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes
On this “rated EXPLICIT” show, you’ll discover...
I swear to JESUS* you’re not gonna hear this stuff about product and market research from ANYBODY else but me.
Gently place the needle on my newly pressed vinyl LP record here:
http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes
Rock on with yo bad self. (Man, I really miss the 70’s!)
Doberman Dan
* Jesus Ricardo Morales, my Mexican handyman... who has 6 kids and a pickup truck. And diabetes.
Ya know I had a previous podcast, right?
It was “The Doberman Dan Show For Renegade Entrepreneurs.”
It was fun. Had some GREAT guests.
But I view it kinda like my first wife. It SEEMED like a goodidea at the time.
And it was fun... for a while.
But later I realized, out of ignorance, I had done a LOT of things wrong.
In the case of the podcast it was production stuff, positioning, marketing and iTunes stuff. Because of that I never had any decent ranking in iTunes and never made it into the “New & Noteworthy” section.
In the case of my first wife it was... well... basically choosing the wrong damn wife.
So... I learned a lot from BOTH mistakes... the podcast and the starter wife. (Hey, at least my first podcast didn’t sleep with a client at the bank where she worked. The little minx checked his bank balance to “qualify” him first.)
You just learn and move on, right? (After your whore bitch of a podcast takes your home and half your police department pension, of course.)
Anyhoo... the only solution to all the mistakes I made with my first podcast was to kill it and start all over again. (Man, it would have been sooooo much cheaper if I would have done that with... aw, forget it.)
So now I have the “Doberman Dan Off The Chain” podcast, produced by the spectacular Jonathan Rivera, who knows EVERYTHING about creating a successful podcast that gets into iTunes’ New & Noteworthy section. (Which mine did in less than 48 hours... a record I think.)
I sure as hell don’t lament the old podcast being a sleazy, filthy whore and going bye-bye... because my new podcast TOTALLY kicks its ass.
It’s superior in every way to the old podcast. Sooooo much hotter. And I enjoy “doing it” infinitely more than that old over privileged, self-absorbed, materialistic, sleep around with rich guys podcast. <grin>
But almost all the interviews I did for the old podcast are too good to let disappear into the ether. So we’re recycling them and adding them to the new podcast as “special episodes.”
All that was a long-winded way of warming up to tell you there’s a new special episode of the podcast available.
And I feel kinda like a proud papa. A dude who learned from me while he was a rookie has busted ass and dun good.
Dun REAL good, actually.
His name is Dan Fagella and he used the stuff he learned from me at a 2-day seminar to go from a brick & mortar business owner (martial arts studio)... to an online-based “work from anywhere in the world” entrepreneur... making 20x’s more money than he EVER made with his brick & mortar biz.
Oh, BTW... this interview was NOT released on the previous podcast. So you’ve never heard it before. Unless you hacked my computeror can do that remote viewing/listening/“men who stare at goats” stuff. (And if you can, you simply MUST teach me.)
The interview is ready and anxiously awaiting your arrival here:
http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes
On this special episode you’ll discover...
I’m not doing the lazy copywriter thang and using “and much more” because I’m tired of writing bullets. Seriously... therereally are a LOT more gold nuggets in this interview.
Going here right away and listening to this interview should be a high priority...IF you want to discover how to start an online info from business FAST and make 5-figures a month lickety split...
http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes
I wish *I* would have had an interview like this back when I was a struggling entrepreneur and still married to the starter wife. Man... I could have made a LOT of money.
And the ex and her shark attorney (may he burn in a fiery pit of sulfur for all eternity, surrounded by 1,001 Ned Ryerson clones) would have been able to steal a lot more money from me for her and her bastard home-wrecking gigolo to enjoy... while copulating in MY home.
(Not that I’m still bitter or anything.)
Enjoy the podcast.
Doberman Dan
P.S. Dan subtly revealed a secret he used that totally catapulted him ahead of most of the competitors in his market. You have to really listen for it but it starts a little before the 12-minute mark. It’s EXACTLY what I told you to do in Episode 3 of my podcast.
It’s not like it’s going away... but I still think you should listen to it right away. Cuz fast action takers ALWAYS kick the procrastinators’ asses.
So which do YOU want? Kick ass... or get your ass kicked?
Go here NOW to kick ass...
http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes
P.P.S. If you happen to run into my ex-wife... her name is <redacted by my fun-sucking deal-killing attorney>...
...and she lives at the house I practically KILLED myself to buy at <address redacted, too. That shark bastard won’t let me have ANY fun>...
...tell her I know it’s been 22 years but an apology would be accepted any time now.
(Not that I’m still hurt about her whoring around on me or anything.)
Pax vobiscum.
Hey, a quick FYI...
Episode #3 of Doberman Dan Off The Chain has just been released.
Some crazy stuff this time...
Warm up your overworked clickin’ finger and click on over to...
http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes
Enjoy!
Doberman Dan
P.S. You are not gonna BELIEVE what the Dayton Police Department paid me to do. It was almost a dream come true... for a while at least.
Pax vobiscum.
Wanna hear some success tips you don’t normally hear?
And the reason WHY you don’t hear them is because most people who have learned them like my interviewee didn’t survive to tell the story.
I had a chance to sit down with Dr. Speed Selling, John Paul Mendocha, to discover the business he learned while living a rather insane lifestyle in his former profession. (I don’t want to blow the surprise. Just listen to the interview.)
John revealed...
And MUCH more!
Lots of sales, business and success lessons you’ve never heard from anybody else here...
http://OffTheChianShow.com/itunes
Enjoy!
Doberman Dan
P.S. I appreciate you listening to my show.
And I’d REALLY appreciate a review on iTunes.
Pax vobiscum.
Episode #2 of my new “Off The Chain” podcast has just been released.
On this contrarian episode you’ll discover...
All the shocking contrarian secrets are revealed here...
http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes/
All the best,
Doberman Dan
P.S. Jonathan, my producer is trying an exciting little experiment.
He’s proving a new theory about how to make the top 10 in the iTunes “New and Noteworthy” section.
And I need YOUR help.
Sooooo... I’d LOVE it if you’d leave a review on iTunes.
I’ll update you on the results of this experiment on an upcoming episode.
Thanks for your help!
Pax vobiscum.
This is a special bonus episode of Doberman Dan's “Off The Chain” show.
It’s an interview with online marketing pioneer Ken McCarthy.
Ken was the first person ever to hold an Internet marketing conference and is responsible for many of the Internet marketing breakthroughs we all use today.
Ken is taking it easy and enjoying life these days... so I had to chase him down to whichever exotic location he was hanging out in at the time and chat by phone.
So the audio quality isn’t up to the standard you usually hear from me... but it doesn’t matter because Ken revealed lots of stuff that will make you a MUCH better online marketer.
Stuff like...
I just launched a new podcast.
New producer, new show, new format... and episode 1 is now available.
On the premier episode of “Doberman Dan Off The Chain” you’ll discover...
It’s waiting for you here...
http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes/
All the best,
Doberman Dan
P.S. I’d LOVE it if you would leave a review on iTunes!
Pax vobiscum.
Find out who this show is for and what you can expect from "Off the Chain" with Doberman Dan