Episode 4 of the Doberman Dan “Off The Chain” show has been mixed, mastered, pressed on vinyl, put into an LP sleeve and distributed to record stores throughout the world.

Or... maybe not.

I was just waxing nostalgic about the record industry in the 70’s.

Boy, do I miss the 70’s. Leisure suits were da BOMB!

But seriously... the 45 of my show <grin> has been received by the fine folks at Apple, transferred to a digital format and is now available here:

http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

On this “rated EXPLICIT” show, you’ll discover...

• The very BEST way to do market research and discover “starving markets” with money burning a hole in their pockets.

• An easy way to research markets and business ideas without getting sucked down “rabbit holes” online.

• My surefire method for finding “gold mine” niches with PROVEN demand.

• My “follow the leader” strategy... and how I used it to make a small fortune in the supplement business.

• After twenty years as a direct response entrepreneur and lots of trial and error, trying 1,000 different things to make money... THIS is the easiest way.

• If you hate your j-o-b... here’s how you can escape it and make a lot more money, working a lot less.


I swear to JESUS* you’re not gonna hear this stuff about product and market research from ANYBODY else but me.

Gently place the needle on my newly pressed vinyl LP record here:

http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

Rock on with yo bad self. (Man, I really miss the 70’s!)

Doberman Dan

* Jesus Ricardo Morales, my Mexican handyman... who has 6 kids and a pickup truck. And diabetes.

Ya know I had a previous podcast, right?

It was “The Doberman Dan Show For Renegade Entrepreneurs.”

It was fun. Had some GREAT guests.

But I view it kinda like my first wife. It SEEMED like a goodidea at the time. 

And it was fun... for a while. 

But later I realized, out of ignorance, I had done a LOT of things wrong.

In the case of the podcast it was production stuff, positioning, marketing and iTunes stuff. Because of that I never had any decent ranking in iTunes and never made it into the “New & Noteworthy” section.

In the case of my first wife it was... well... basically choosing the wrong damn wife.

So... I learned a lot from BOTH mistakes... the podcast and the starter wife. (Hey, at least my first podcast didn’t sleep with a client at the bank where she worked. The little minx checked his bank balance to “qualify” him first.)

You just learn and move on, right? (After your whore bitch of a podcast takes your home and half your police department pension, of course.)

Anyhoo... the only solution to all the mistakes I made with my first podcast was to kill it and start all over again. (Man, it would have been sooooo much cheaper if I would have done that with... aw, forget it.)

So now I have the “Doberman Dan Off The Chain” podcast, produced by the spectacular Jonathan Rivera, who knows EVERYTHING about creating a successful podcast that gets into iTunes’ New & Noteworthy section. (Which mine did in less than 48 hours... a record I think.)

I sure as hell don’t lament the old podcast being a sleazy, filthy whore and going bye-bye... because my new podcast TOTALLY kicks its ass. 

It’s superior in every way to the old podcast. Sooooo much hotter. And I enjoy “doing it” infinitely more than that old over privileged, self-absorbed, materialistic, sleep around with rich guys podcast. <grin>

But almost all the interviews I did for the old podcast are too good to let disappear into the ether. So we’re recycling them and adding them to the new podcast as “special episodes.”

All that was a long-winded way of warming up to tell you there’s a new special episode of the podcast available. 

And I feel kinda like a proud papa. A dude who learned from me while he was a rookie has busted ass and dun good.

Dun REAL good, actually.

His name is Dan Fagella and he used the stuff he learned from me at a 2-day seminar to go from a brick & mortar business owner (martial arts studio)... to an online-based “work from anywhere in the world” entrepreneur... making 20x’s more money than he EVER made with his brick & mortar biz.

Oh, BTW... this interview was NOT released on the previous podcast. So you’ve never heard it before. Unless you hacked my computeror can do that remote viewing/listening/“men who stare at goats” stuff. (And if you can, you simply MUST teach me.)

The interview is ready and anxiously awaiting your arrival here:

http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

On this special episode you’ll discover...

• How Dan started an online info product biz and made quantum leap growth within only 18 months after attending the seminar I taught.
• How he used a major “act of God” destruction of his business... and the accompanying financial devastation to leapfrog over years of struggle and become financially independent for life.
• The “gentlemen, this is a football” secret to Dan’s rapid growth in biz and income. (HINT: Doing the OPPOSITE of what all the IM gurus teach/sell is the master key to long term riches... and clarity.)
• The one and one ONLY thing you need to focus on to go from zero to 5-figures a month... as quickly as possible.
• Dan’s secret to squashing the paralyzing feelings of confusion and overwhelm so you can grow your business most effectively... and rapidly.
• The all too common mistake that leads a LOT of entrepreneurs to bankruptcy. And how to do the exact OPPOSITE to get to 5-figures a month... often in less than 12 months.
• And MUCH more. 

I’m not doing the lazy copywriter thang and using “and much more” because I’m tired of writing bullets. Seriously... therereally are a LOT more gold nuggets in this interview.

Going here right away and listening to this interview should be a high priority...IF you want to discover how to start an online info from business FAST and make 5-figures a month lickety split...

http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

I wish *I* would have had an interview like this back when I was a struggling entrepreneur and still married to the starter wife. Man... I could have made a LOT of money. 

And the ex and her shark attorney (may he burn in a fiery pit of sulfur for all eternity, surrounded by 1,001 Ned Ryerson clones) would have been able to steal a lot more money from me for her and her bastard home-wrecking gigolo to enjoy... while copulating in MY home.

(Not that I’m still bitter or anything.)

Enjoy the podcast.

Doberman Dan

P.S.  Dan subtly revealed a secret he used that totally catapulted him ahead of most of the competitors in his market. You have to really listen for it but it starts a little before the 12-minute mark. It’s EXACTLY what I told you to do in Episode 3 of my podcast.

It’s not like it’s going away... but I still think you should listen to it right away. Cuz fast action takers ALWAYS kick the procrastinators’ asses.

So which do YOU want? Kick ass... or get your ass kicked?

Go here NOW to kick ass...

http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

P.P.S.  If you happen to run into my ex-wife... her name is <redacted by my fun-sucking deal-killing attorney>... 

...and she lives at the house I practically KILLED myself to buy at <address redacted, too. That shark bastard won’t let me have ANY fun>... 

...tell her I know it’s been 22 years but an apology would be accepted any time now.

(Not that I’m still hurt about her whoring around on me or anything.)

Pax vobiscum.

Hey, a quick FYI...

Episode #3 of Doberman Dan Off The Chain has just been released.

Some crazy stuff this time...

• The strange and almost unbelievable way I became a regional celebrity back when I was a cop. (It was wild. Kids would even ask for my autograph. No kidding!)
• Probably the most unusual thing ever done with confiscated drug money. (HINT: It’s what helped make me a celebrity.)
• How you can swipe my “celebrity cop” lesson and use it to make yourself a ton of money... and make it in a way that’s MUCH easier than trying to make money without it.
• My “hidden in plain sight” secret to charging very high fees... with ZERO price resistance. (Do THIS and you can charge 3, 4, 5... even TEN times more than all your competitors.)
• Don’t listen to the hype and B.S. about social media. Here’s the REAL scoop on how to use the new media to enrich your personal coffers.
• Here’s how to become your own media mogul with only 100 bucks and some grit, bubble gum and duct tape.
• The #1 secret that is responsible for practically EVERY good thing happening in my life today. (It’s brain dead simple and you could start doing it TODAY.)
• And MUCH more!

Warm up your overworked clickin’ finger and click on over to...

http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

Enjoy!

Doberman Dan

P.S. You are not gonna BELIEVE what the Dayton Police Department paid me to do. It was almost a dream come true... for a while at least.

Pax vobiscum.

Wanna hear some success tips you don’t normally hear?

And the reason WHY you don’t hear them is because most people who have learned them like my interviewee didn’t survive to tell the story.

I had a chance to sit down with Dr. Speed Selling, John Paul Mendocha, to discover the business he learned while living a rather insane lifestyle in his former profession. (I don’t want to blow the surprise. Just listen to the interview.)

John revealed...

• How the “ counting cards in blackjack” lesson can make you a much better marketer and entrepreneur. 
• Secrets of a successful Vegas gambler for growing your business... regardless of the economy.
• Psychological lessons learned from (losing) gamblers... and how to use that to sell more of your products.
• The danger of being “satisfied.”
• The Barberton Ohio “anti-wealth” secret... and WHY you succumb to it.
• John’s “concentric circle” secret to being crazy successful in sales. (After 30 years of studying sales I had NEVER heard this before.)

And MUCH more!

Lots of sales, business and success lessons you’ve never heard from anybody else here...

http://OffTheChianShow.com/itunes

Enjoy!

Doberman Dan

P.S. I appreciate you listening to my show.

And I’d REALLY appreciate a review on iTunes.

Pax vobiscum.

Episode #2 of my new “Off The Chain” podcast has just been released.

On this contrarian episode you’ll discover...

• Fun hormonal manipulation tricks you can do at home (drug free) to look better, be leaner and healthier... and immediately get smarter.

• How to juice up the horsepower of your brain for increased mental focus, better clarity, more energy and creativity.

• Is breakfast REALLY the most important meal of the day? The truth may shock you!

• Need some moneymaking ideas fast? Here’s how to turn your brain into a breakthrough idea-producing machine!

• I reveal my favorite recreational drug... and why it’s actually GOOD for you.

• The USDA’s “healthy” diet guidelines will keep you sick, fat and kill you 20 to 30 years too soon. Follow MY plan instead and eat all kinds of delicious forbidden “fattening” foods while melting away body fat like butter in a microwave... all the while enjoying maximal health.

• Eat THIS in the morning and you’ll be stuck in a mental fog the rest of the day, your energy levels will plummet and you’ll be robbed of as much as 50% of your potential productivity.

All the shocking contrarian secrets are revealed here...

http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes/

All the best,

Doberman Dan

P.S. Jonathan, my producer is trying an exciting little experiment.

He’s proving a new theory about how to make the top 10 in the iTunes “New and Noteworthy” section. 

And I need YOUR help.

Sooooo... I’d LOVE it if you’d leave a review on iTunes.

I’ll update you on the results of this experiment on an upcoming episode.

Thanks for your help!

Pax vobiscum.

This is a special bonus episode of Doberman Dan's “Off The Chain” show.

It’s an interview with online marketing pioneer Ken McCarthy.

Ken was the first person ever to hold an Internet marketing conference and is responsible for many of the Internet marketing breakthroughs we all use today.

Ken is taking it easy and enjoying life these days... so I had to chase him down to whichever exotic location he was hanging out in at the time and chat by phone.

So the audio quality isn’t up to the standard you usually hear from me... but it doesn’t matter because Ken revealed lots of stuff that will make you a MUCH better online marketer.

Stuff like...

• Why studying the history of blues and jazz can make you exponentially more successful.

• A criminally cheap way to get a distillation of 57 of the most successful Internet marketing techniques Ken discovered over a period of 20 years of meticulous testing.

• How Ken transmuted his experience as a music producer and concert promoter into his successful online marketing methods.

• Do direct mail marketing tactics translate into high-converting online marketing? The answer may surprise you!

• The silver bullet vs. lead bullets lesson that will create an absolute FORTUNE for you... predictably, reliably and consistently.

• The “unreasonable” secret to MASSIVE success.

• The best (and lowest barrier to entry) way to enter a new market.

• The simple tactic Ken learned from Mark Zuckerberg that allows you to dominate any market.

• The “war method” of successfully growing your business.

• Ken’s “digital shoe leather” investment that brings you MASSIVE return on investment.

• Beware of the guru sitting on his Maserati or Rolls Royce. (Hint: There is NO relation whatsoever to consumerism and business success.)

• How a mechanical palm tree can make you MILLIONS.

• The three stages of a business necessary for long term success. (Bypass ANY of these three stages and your business and income are on shifting sands.)

• And much, MUCH more!
  
  Get Ken’s very best tried and true online marketing secrets here...
  
  http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes/
  
  All the best,
  Doberman Dan
  
  P.S. Jonathan, my producer has been testing a theory.
  
  It’s a new theory about how to make the top 10 in iTunes “New and Noteworthy” section. 
  
  And his theory worked... in RECORD time. Less than 48 hours to be exact.
  
  Yup, my little show made it into the top ten “New & Noteworthy” section in iTunes in less than 48 hours... thanks to YOU!
  
  But I still need your help to stay there.
  
  If you haven’t already done so, please leave me a review on iTunes.
  
  As our way of saying “thanks”, Jonathan and I will reveal all the steps we took to make it into the top 10 on an upcoming episode. It’s pure gold if you’re thinking about starting your own podcast.
  
  Thanks a bunch for your help!
  
  Pax vobiscum.
  
  

I just launched a new podcast.

New producer, new show, new format... and episode 1 is now available.

On the premier episode of “Doberman Dan Off The Chain” you’ll discover...

• The customer-getting secret David Ogilvy, Jay Abraham, Dan Kennedy and Gary Halbert all say was the most important “X factor” that helped them earn multiple millions of dollars and launched them into fame and fortune.

• If you’re having a hard time finding traffic sources that allow you to scale up quickly and get thousands of customers every week, predictably and reliably, THIS just may be your answer.

• Case study of one of my secret traffic sources. From a $1,000 test to ad spends of $100,000 a WEEK... getting a 1.8 to 1.9 ROI on every weekly ad spend!

• A little known way to buy advertising media at 95% off the regular rate.

• How one of my followers (who you will soon meet) got $100,000 in renewal sales from only sending 16 postcards.

• If you’re not doing THIS at least once every month, you’re probably missing out on up to 50% of your potential income.

It’s waiting for you here...

http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes/

All the best,

Doberman Dan

P.S. I’d LOVE it if you would leave a review on iTunes!

Pax vobiscum.

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