On today's show way give a big F-U to critics.

I checked my “Off The Chain” podcast reviews on iTunes the other day.

99% were positive.

So guess what I focused on.

The two negative reviews, of course. (That’s just human nature, ya know.)

It got me thinking about all the critics in my life. I’ve been dealing with some very virulent critics ever since I decided to raise my head above the crowd at the young age of 7.

And the more I thought about all the critics in my life, the more fired up I got.

If you care to hear me rant about the do-nothing, scared-of-their-own-shadow, dumbass critics – wastes of human flesh who are too much of a pussy to create their own values... so they have to try and destroy those who DO have the balls to make things happen - it was captured for you here:

http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

If you hate iTunes... or want to listen in on an Android device... or want

to listen online, go here:

http://offthechainshow.com/blog/

All the best,

Doberman Dan

P.S.As you’ll soon discover, I MORE than earned my iTunes “explicit” rating on this episode.

Like I said... I got pretty fired up.

Pax vobiscum.

Did you know the average American is confronted by at least five times as much information each day as they were back in 1986.

Geez… talk about overwhelm.

But don’t worry. I’m going to help you deal with it.

More specifically, I’m going to show you how to get more accomplished while dealing with this overwhelming… well… OVERWHELM!

And I’m going to do that on Episode 12of“Off The Chain”…

http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

Here are a few things you’ll discover about how I stay as productive as possible while still enjoying life...

• When I’m feeling especially overwhelmed, I take a dump. And so should you. And you should do it right at your desk. :)
• How to “download” your overwhelm anxiety to an “external drive”… so your mind can totally focus on the productive things.(This is MUCH better than worrying about a million stupid things that aren’t getting you any closer to your goals.)
• The #1 mistake people make with their to-do lists. (ItREALLY messes with your brain and is TOTALLY counterproductive to your productivity.)
• Why to-do lists completely suck. And a MUCH better alternative that can double, triple or QUADRUPLE your productivity… starting TODAY!
• A simple “mindset switch” that will allow you to get a lot more done. In less time, too. (HINT: You’re probably already doing it. You just need my secret little tweak.)
• If you’re not doing THIS with your email I GUARANTEE you’re only HALF as productive as you COULD be… and you’llalways subconsciouslyfeel like your life is being ruled by your inbox.
• A study from the U.S. Navy that reveals a common mistake that’s causing you to leave a LOT of money on the table. (I’ll bet you dollars to donuts YOU are making this mistake… sadly, at least once an hour.)

My best productivity tips are waiting for youhere:

http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

All the best,

Doberman Dan

P.S. If you totally “get” the three big take-aways from this show, I guarantee you’re gonna enjoy life a lot more.

Pax vobiscum.

It’s that time again.

What time?

Podcast time.

Episode 11 of “Off The Chain” is ready and waiting for you here:

http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

Here are a few of the things I’m exposing that many people in our little world would prefer I NOT disclose...

• The tale of the frog and owl… and how listening to the owls (there are GAGGLES of them online) is a one way ticket to bankruptcy.
• The #1 CRUCIALLY important question you must ask any copywriter, consultant, self professed expert or any advice-giver for hire before you give them even one red cent of your money. (Sadly, 99% of them can’t pass my simple test.)
• Although there are only a handful of “real” experts, for the most part it’s “those who can, do. Those who can’t teach.” Here’s how to weed out the phonies, flakes and frauds and find the infinitesimally small number of experts who successfully do both.
• Discover the three-step formula for selling your advice to the highest bidder. (If you’ve had an ethics bypass you can hang out your shingle and start doing this TODAY.)
• And many more deep dark secrets the “gurus” would prefer I keep my mouth shut about.

The show is waiting for you here:

http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

All the best,

Doberman Dan

P.S. As you’ll soon see, I missed my true calling… as a voice actor. :)

Pax vobiscum.

Episode 10 of my contentious, controversial and cocky “Off The Chain” podcastis anxiously awaiting to tantalize your auditory orifices here:

http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

Below are just a few of the nuggets of entrepreneurial wisdom you’ll hear spew forth in rapid fire succession from my cheeky pie hole...

• One of my most profitable copywriting secrets... one I see ignored by a LOT of copywriters. (Ironically this was a lesson I learned as a street cop that helped me survive a whole bunch of violent situations.)
• The behind-the-scenes work that goes into producing a successful podcast. (Don’t do like I did with my first podcast. Make sure you know these details BEFORE you dip your toes into the water.)
• The absolute #1 BEST piece of advice I can give you if you want to start a podcast. (Ignore it at your peril.)
• The two different podcast formats I’ve done... and the advantages and disadvantages of each. (If you’re an introvert at heart like me, one of these formats is a HUGE mistake for you.)
• The two CRITICAL things you MUST do to make sure your podcast gets into iTunes “New & Noteworthy” section as soon as possible after your podcast launch. (Off The Chain made it to #3 in New & Noteworthy in only 3 days! So I ain’t just talkin’ theory.)
• And many more irreverent, impertinent, insolent and iconoclastic things you’ll soon discover. (I’ve never tried to hide it. I absolutely admire, appreciate and ADORE alliteration.)

Auscultate all the audibleaudaciousness available here:

http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

All the best,

Doberman Dan

P.S.What do you think of “Off The Chain”?

Love it or hate it... it would be cool if you left a review on iTunes.

Pax vobiscum.

Episode 9 of “Off The Chain” is now available for your listening pleasure.

http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

Here are just a few things you’ll discover...

• The secret behind the MASSIVE success of the Beat Buddy. (It came out of nowhere and outsold EVERYTHING in its category because of THIS often ignored success secret hidden in the Bible.)
• How to find out if people really want your product by getting them to “vote with their credit card”… before you ever even to BEGIN to create the product.
• My famous “just give me the money NOW” business model… and why it’s probably the exact OPPOSITE of what you’ve been taught.
• NEWSFLASH: Abraham Maslow was wrong. THIS is the #1 human need based on my 30 years experience as an entrepreneur… and knowing this could make you wealthy.
• Why you can’t be a Pollyanna and a successful entrepreneur.
• Challenges or money? Which do YOU want? (Judging by what most business owners do, they want challenges instead of money. Here’s how to guarantee you’ll get the money… with very few challenges.)

Audition the auditory audacity here:

http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

All the best,

Doberman Dan

P.S. Pax vobiscum.

We just uploaded episode 8 of my “Off The Chain” podcast on that iTunes doohickey.

Here are a few things I’m babbling about...

• How I became a “direct marketing legend.” (It’s probably not what you’re thinking.)
• Details about my 9 years as a part-time entrepreneur and full time cop. (The most painful 9 years of my entire life!)
• The $40,000 one-time ad insertion I negotiated with 30-day payment terms (‘cuz I didn’t have any money)... and what I learned after it TOTALLY bombed.
• Details about my “runaway success” in the prepper market.
• The project that could have LITERALLY made enough money for me to retire for life... and leave my niece and nephews wealthy for the rest of THEIR lives. (It’s stupid mistake I see MOST marketers making all the time.)
• And all kinds of other business and marketing lessons I learned the hard way... and cost me MILLIONS.

Find out about what a moron I’ve been here:

http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

All the best,

Doberman Dan

P.S. These are my most important million dollar lessons.

Not because I made millions... but because I invested (and LOST) millions learning them.

Pax vobiscum.

There are a few people whose message resonates so strongly with me that I buy EVERY single product they produce.

There’s this one guy who resonates sooooo strongly with methat I’ve accidentally bought several of his products twice (one three times) simply because I didn’t read the copy and didn’t realize I’d already bought it.

THAT’S how good his materials are.

And that’s how much I personally believe in his message.

He’s my go-to guy for all things related to attracting, managing and even FIRING clients.

His name is Jason Leister and I simply HAD to get him in front of a microphone for ya, wind him up and let him go.

Here are just a few of the amazing thingshe shared...

• How Jason’s career as a professional musician led to his first major epiphany about how to quickly become a very high-earning freelance copywriter. (Ironically, experience and ability have VERY little to do with it.)
• Jason’s very first copywriting client... and how he was able to structure the deal so he got 100% of the profits. (HINT: I’ve been advising copywriters to do this for two decades now.)
• The BIG, huge honkin’ #1 secret to attracting the best clients, highest paying gigs and most lucrative deals as a freelance copywriter and/or consultant. (It’s the stuff VERY few copywriters ever bother doing... or even KNOW to do.)
• The very first thing you absolutely MUST prepare for the very minute you get a new client. (NOT doing this will likely make you continually miserable, worried and feeling very unfulfilled.)
• Why just being “one of the guys” is the kiss of death for a freelancer.
• The big secret for getting clients to respect your boundaries and working with you on YOUR terms, not theirs.
• “This world is not made up of facts. It’smade up of perceptions.” And how that one realization can make you one of the most successful freelancers around.
• And a lot more secrets to attracting and working with great clients who pay the big bucks.

This is the deepest stuff… the biggest secrets... stuff you would normally only hear in highest-level inner circle meetings with the most successful copywriters and consultants in the world.

And it’s available now here:

http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

All the best,

Doberman Dan

P.S. Dang, this stuff is goooood! I should be charging you for this.

But I’m not. It’s waiting for you abso-tutely free right here, right now…

http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

Paxvobiscum.

Episode 7 of my politically correct podcast is all polished up and ready for your virgin ears.

In this episode you’ll discover...

• The “chicken secret” for getting a big flood of new customers FAST.
• How an archaeology professor at the University of Florida... a dude COMPLETELY ignorant about “our kind” of marketing... is kicking 99.9% online marketer’s asses with THIS secret.
• My wife’s chicken coop design... and why you should ALWAYS offer a high-priced “slack adjuster” product.
• How to double or even TRIPLE your flow of new customers.
• The “mooch factor” in customer acquisition and how to handle it.
• And much more.

It’s here at http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

All the best,

Doberman Dan

There’s a new special episode of my “Off The Chain”podcast awaiting your virgin ears on iTunes.

It’s my interview with Brian Kurtz, the former Executive V.P. and all-around badass rainmaker for that 800 lb. direct marketing gorilla, Boardroom.

Here are a few things Brian shared...

• The bottom line reason Boardroom decided to change their focus from business publications to consumer health publications… and how YOU can follow their lead to make yourself a FORTUNE.
• Why becoming a “slave to your numbers” can be the smartest business decision you can ever make… allowing you to leave ALL your competitors in the dust.
• The yogurt lids lesson… and how it can EXPLODE your profits… allowing you to surpass and outlast any and ALL competitors.
• Why anybody who calls himself or herself an “internet marketer”is doinghimself or herselfa HUGE disservice… and limiting themselves to a life of mediocrity.
• 9 eternal truths every entrepreneur needs to know aboutmarketing. (HINT: The biggest lie is the“concept of one”… and why you have to be insane to count on it for your future.)
• When everyone is going right, it’s time for YOU to go left. (The little known contrarian secrets to massive success.)
• And a lot more. (Probably much more than you deserve, rookie.)

Look, you’re probably tired of all the bullshit promises you hear from these fraud Internet marketers who couldn’t find their ass with both hands. (I know I am.)

Ignore those rookie posers and find out how the REAL men make a fortune here…

http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

All the best,

Doberman Dan

P.S. Brian Kurtz is one of the few people left nowadays with the guts to tell you the REAL truth about direct marketing today.

If MY future depended on it, I’d follow guys like Brian… not the “those who can’t, teach” losers proliferating the Internet… always trying to get into your wallet.

Brian is a guy with a 30+ year track record of DOING… successfully… unlike almost ALL of the IM gurus.

Discover the most important marketing and business truths here…

http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

Paxvobiscum.

Episode 6 of my politically correct podcast is all polished up and ready for your virgin ears.

In this episode you’ll discover...

• My response to “I need to make money ASAP.” (You’ll probably be surprised at my answer.)
• The WORST way to start a business. (Ironically it’s how most people do it.)
• The lowest barrier to entry way to make money online. (It may not be sexy but it works. Fast, too.)
• What’s REALLY required for overnight success.
• And much more “entrepreneurial reality” most people don’t have the balls to tell you.

Take a listen at http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

All the best,

Doberman Dan

A new episode of my podcast is ready.

In Episode 5 of the Off The Chain show you’ll discover...

• How any freelancer, service provider or consultant can get the best gigs... and the best PAYING gigs with this secret I discovered from the 80’s movie “48 Hours”
• The REAL cop secret I learned on the street that has helped me make a LOT of money writing copy.
• If you’re a copywriter with no track record and no success you can point to do THIS to establish yourself as an expert and “first call” copywriter.
• Writing copy for clients versus writing copy for your own business... the advantages and disadvantages of both. (And money is the LEAST important.)
• A simple way to build a secondary income AND get high-paying clients.

Take a listen at http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

All the best,

Doberman Dan

My producer just uploaded a special episode of my podcast.

My guest is one of the best online marketers I know, Allen Baler.

In this special episode you’ll discover...

• How working in direct mail for 10 years helped establish the foundation for Allen’s rapid rise to success online.
• How Allen made the switch from “kitchen table” affiliate marketer... to creating a business that quickly grew to be on Inc. magazine’s 500 fastest growing companies list.
• His cray-cray CRAZY successful “one man, one laptop, one million dollars” business plan for the ultimate in lifestyle freedom.
• Most people start a business then work their life around it. Here’s how Allen did the exact opposite... and built of the most successful businesses in his market.
• The paradigm shift Allen experienced in my mastermind that catapulted his business into 1,400% growth in a little over a year.
• The surefire but almost NEVER talked about way of creating a grand slam home run online.
• The very best way to work with a copywriter to ensure you have a winning piece of copy.
• And MUCH more!

Mozey on over to http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

All the best,

Doberman Dan

P.S. Allen’s never been a freelance copywriter but he revealed a secret any freelancer can use to earn extra money AND deliver better results.

Enjoy!

Pax vobiscum.

Episode 4 of the Doberman Dan “Off The Chain” show has been mixed, mastered, pressed on vinyl, put into an LP sleeve and distributed to record stores throughout the world.

Or... maybe not.

I was just waxing nostalgic about the record industry in the 70’s.

Boy, do I miss the 70’s. Leisure suits were da BOMB!

But seriously... the 45 of my show <grin> has been received by the fine folks at Apple, transferred to a digital format and is now available here:

http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

On this “rated EXPLICIT” show, you’ll discover...

• The very BEST way to do market research and discover “starving markets” with money burning a hole in their pockets.

• An easy way to research markets and business ideas without getting sucked down “rabbit holes” online.

• My surefire method for finding “gold mine” niches with PROVEN demand.

• My “follow the leader” strategy... and how I used it to make a small fortune in the supplement business.

• After twenty years as a direct response entrepreneur and lots of trial and error, trying 1,000 different things to make money... THIS is the easiest way.

• If you hate your j-o-b... here’s how you can escape it and make a lot more money, working a lot less.


I swear to JESUS* you’re not gonna hear this stuff about product and market research from ANYBODY else but me.

Gently place the needle on my newly pressed vinyl LP record here:

http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

Rock on with yo bad self. (Man, I really miss the 70’s!)

Doberman Dan

* Jesus Ricardo Morales, my Mexican handyman... who has 6 kids and a pickup truck. And diabetes.

Ya know I had a previous podcast, right?

It was “The Doberman Dan Show For Renegade Entrepreneurs.”

It was fun. Had some GREAT guests.

But I view it kinda like my first wife. It SEEMED like a goodidea at the time. 

And it was fun... for a while. 

But later I realized, out of ignorance, I had done a LOT of things wrong.

In the case of the podcast it was production stuff, positioning, marketing and iTunes stuff. Because of that I never had any decent ranking in iTunes and never made it into the “New & Noteworthy” section.

In the case of my first wife it was... well... basically choosing the wrong damn wife.

So... I learned a lot from BOTH mistakes... the podcast and the starter wife. (Hey, at least my first podcast didn’t sleep with a client at the bank where she worked. The little minx checked his bank balance to “qualify” him first.)

You just learn and move on, right? (After your whore bitch of a podcast takes your home and half your police department pension, of course.)

Anyhoo... the only solution to all the mistakes I made with my first podcast was to kill it and start all over again. (Man, it would have been sooooo much cheaper if I would have done that with... aw, forget it.)

So now I have the “Doberman Dan Off The Chain” podcast, produced by the spectacular Jonathan Rivera, who knows EVERYTHING about creating a successful podcast that gets into iTunes’ New & Noteworthy section. (Which mine did in less than 48 hours... a record I think.)

I sure as hell don’t lament the old podcast being a sleazy, filthy whore and going bye-bye... because my new podcast TOTALLY kicks its ass. 

It’s superior in every way to the old podcast. Sooooo much hotter. And I enjoy “doing it” infinitely more than that old over privileged, self-absorbed, materialistic, sleep around with rich guys podcast. <grin>

But almost all the interviews I did for the old podcast are too good to let disappear into the ether. So we’re recycling them and adding them to the new podcast as “special episodes.”

All that was a long-winded way of warming up to tell you there’s a new special episode of the podcast available. 

And I feel kinda like a proud papa. A dude who learned from me while he was a rookie has busted ass and dun good.

Dun REAL good, actually.

His name is Dan Fagella and he used the stuff he learned from me at a 2-day seminar to go from a brick & mortar business owner (martial arts studio)... to an online-based “work from anywhere in the world” entrepreneur... making 20x’s more money than he EVER made with his brick & mortar biz.

Oh, BTW... this interview was NOT released on the previous podcast. So you’ve never heard it before. Unless you hacked my computeror can do that remote viewing/listening/“men who stare at goats” stuff. (And if you can, you simply MUST teach me.)

The interview is ready and anxiously awaiting your arrival here:

http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

On this special episode you’ll discover...

• How Dan started an online info product biz and made quantum leap growth within only 18 months after attending the seminar I taught.
• How he used a major “act of God” destruction of his business... and the accompanying financial devastation to leapfrog over years of struggle and become financially independent for life.
• The “gentlemen, this is a football” secret to Dan’s rapid growth in biz and income. (HINT: Doing the OPPOSITE of what all the IM gurus teach/sell is the master key to long term riches... and clarity.)
• The one and one ONLY thing you need to focus on to go from zero to 5-figures a month... as quickly as possible.
• Dan’s secret to squashing the paralyzing feelings of confusion and overwhelm so you can grow your business most effectively... and rapidly.
• The all too common mistake that leads a LOT of entrepreneurs to bankruptcy. And how to do the exact OPPOSITE to get to 5-figures a month... often in less than 12 months.
• And MUCH more. 

I’m not doing the lazy copywriter thang and using “and much more” because I’m tired of writing bullets. Seriously... therereally are a LOT more gold nuggets in this interview.

Going here right away and listening to this interview should be a high priority...IF you want to discover how to start an online info from business FAST and make 5-figures a month lickety split...

http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

I wish *I* would have had an interview like this back when I was a struggling entrepreneur and still married to the starter wife. Man... I could have made a LOT of money. 

And the ex and her shark attorney (may he burn in a fiery pit of sulfur for all eternity, surrounded by 1,001 Ned Ryerson clones) would have been able to steal a lot more money from me for her and her bastard home-wrecking gigolo to enjoy... while copulating in MY home.

(Not that I’m still bitter or anything.)

Enjoy the podcast.

Doberman Dan

P.S.  Dan subtly revealed a secret he used that totally catapulted him ahead of most of the competitors in his market. You have to really listen for it but it starts a little before the 12-minute mark. It’s EXACTLY what I told you to do in Episode 3 of my podcast.

It’s not like it’s going away... but I still think you should listen to it right away. Cuz fast action takers ALWAYS kick the procrastinators’ asses.

So which do YOU want? Kick ass... or get your ass kicked?

Go here NOW to kick ass...

http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

P.P.S.  If you happen to run into my ex-wife... her name is <redacted by my fun-sucking deal-killing attorney>... 

...and she lives at the house I practically KILLED myself to buy at <address redacted, too. That shark bastard won’t let me have ANY fun>... 

...tell her I know it’s been 22 years but an apology would be accepted any time now.

(Not that I’m still hurt about her whoring around on me or anything.)

Pax vobiscum.

Hey, a quick FYI...

Episode #3 of Doberman Dan Off The Chain has just been released.

Some crazy stuff this time...

• The strange and almost unbelievable way I became a regional celebrity back when I was a cop. (It was wild. Kids would even ask for my autograph. No kidding!)
• Probably the most unusual thing ever done with confiscated drug money. (HINT: It’s what helped make me a celebrity.)
• How you can swipe my “celebrity cop” lesson and use it to make yourself a ton of money... and make it in a way that’s MUCH easier than trying to make money without it.
• My “hidden in plain sight” secret to charging very high fees... with ZERO price resistance. (Do THIS and you can charge 3, 4, 5... even TEN times more than all your competitors.)
• Don’t listen to the hype and B.S. about social media. Here’s the REAL scoop on how to use the new media to enrich your personal coffers.
• Here’s how to become your own media mogul with only 100 bucks and some grit, bubble gum and duct tape.
• The #1 secret that is responsible for practically EVERY good thing happening in my life today. (It’s brain dead simple and you could start doing it TODAY.)
• And MUCH more!

Warm up your overworked clickin’ finger and click on over to...

http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

Enjoy!

Doberman Dan

P.S. You are not gonna BELIEVE what the Dayton Police Department paid me to do. It was almost a dream come true... for a while at least.

Pax vobiscum.

Wanna hear some success tips you don’t normally hear?

And the reason WHY you don’t hear them is because most people who have learned them like my interviewee didn’t survive to tell the story.

I had a chance to sit down with Dr. Speed Selling, John Paul Mendocha, to discover the business he learned while living a rather insane lifestyle in his former profession. (I don’t want to blow the surprise. Just listen to the interview.)

John revealed...

• How the “ counting cards in blackjack” lesson can make you a much better marketer and entrepreneur. 
• Secrets of a successful Vegas gambler for growing your business... regardless of the economy.
• Psychological lessons learned from (losing) gamblers... and how to use that to sell more of your products.
• The danger of being “satisfied.”
• The Barberton Ohio “anti-wealth” secret... and WHY you succumb to it.
• John’s “concentric circle” secret to being crazy successful in sales. (After 30 years of studying sales I had NEVER heard this before.)

And MUCH more!

Lots of sales, business and success lessons you’ve never heard from anybody else here...

http://OffTheChianShow.com/itunes

Enjoy!

Doberman Dan

P.S. I appreciate you listening to my show.

And I’d REALLY appreciate a review on iTunes.

Pax vobiscum.

Episode #2 of my new “Off The Chain” podcast has just been released.

On this contrarian episode you’ll discover...

• Fun hormonal manipulation tricks you can do at home (drug free) to look better, be leaner and healthier... and immediately get smarter.

• How to juice up the horsepower of your brain for increased mental focus, better clarity, more energy and creativity.

• Is breakfast REALLY the most important meal of the day? The truth may shock you!

• Need some moneymaking ideas fast? Here’s how to turn your brain into a breakthrough idea-producing machine!

• I reveal my favorite recreational drug... and why it’s actually GOOD for you.

• The USDA’s “healthy” diet guidelines will keep you sick, fat and kill you 20 to 30 years too soon. Follow MY plan instead and eat all kinds of delicious forbidden “fattening” foods while melting away body fat like butter in a microwave... all the while enjoying maximal health.

• Eat THIS in the morning and you’ll be stuck in a mental fog the rest of the day, your energy levels will plummet and you’ll be robbed of as much as 50% of your potential productivity.

All the shocking contrarian secrets are revealed here...

http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes/

All the best,

Doberman Dan

P.S. Jonathan, my producer is trying an exciting little experiment.

He’s proving a new theory about how to make the top 10 in the iTunes “New and Noteworthy” section. 

And I need YOUR help.

Sooooo... I’d LOVE it if you’d leave a review on iTunes.

I’ll update you on the results of this experiment on an upcoming episode.

Thanks for your help!

Pax vobiscum.

This is a special bonus episode of Doberman Dan's “Off The Chain” show.

It’s an interview with online marketing pioneer Ken McCarthy.

Ken was the first person ever to hold an Internet marketing conference and is responsible for many of the Internet marketing breakthroughs we all use today.

Ken is taking it easy and enjoying life these days... so I had to chase him down to whichever exotic location he was hanging out in at the time and chat by phone.

So the audio quality isn’t up to the standard you usually hear from me... but it doesn’t matter because Ken revealed lots of stuff that will make you a MUCH better online marketer.

Stuff like...

• Why studying the history of blues and jazz can make you exponentially more successful.

• A criminally cheap way to get a distillation of 57 of the most successful Internet marketing techniques Ken discovered over a period of 20 years of meticulous testing.

• How Ken transmuted his experience as a music producer and concert promoter into his successful online marketing methods.

• Do direct mail marketing tactics translate into high-converting online marketing? The answer may surprise you!

• The silver bullet vs. lead bullets lesson that will create an absolute FORTUNE for you... predictably, reliably and consistently.

• The “unreasonable” secret to MASSIVE success.

• The best (and lowest barrier to entry) way to enter a new market.

• The simple tactic Ken learned from Mark Zuckerberg that allows you to dominate any market.

• The “war method” of successfully growing your business.

• Ken’s “digital shoe leather” investment that brings you MASSIVE return on investment.

• Beware of the guru sitting on his Maserati or Rolls Royce. (Hint: There is NO relation whatsoever to consumerism and business success.)

• How a mechanical palm tree can make you MILLIONS.

• The three stages of a business necessary for long term success. (Bypass ANY of these three stages and your business and income are on shifting sands.)

• And much, MUCH more!
  
  Get Ken’s very best tried and true online marketing secrets here...
  
  http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes/
  
  All the best,
  Doberman Dan
  
  P.S. Jonathan, my producer has been testing a theory.
  
  It’s a new theory about how to make the top 10 in iTunes “New and Noteworthy” section. 
  
  And his theory worked... in RECORD time. Less than 48 hours to be exact.
  
  Yup, my little show made it into the top ten “New & Noteworthy” section in iTunes in less than 48 hours... thanks to YOU!
  
  But I still need your help to stay there.
  
  If you haven’t already done so, please leave me a review on iTunes.
  
  As our way of saying “thanks”, Jonathan and I will reveal all the steps we took to make it into the top 10 on an upcoming episode. It’s pure gold if you’re thinking about starting your own podcast.
  
  Thanks a bunch for your help!
  
  Pax vobiscum.
  
  

I just launched a new podcast.

New producer, new show, new format... and episode 1 is now available.

On the premier episode of “Doberman Dan Off The Chain” you’ll discover...

• The customer-getting secret David Ogilvy, Jay Abraham, Dan Kennedy and Gary Halbert all say was the most important “X factor” that helped them earn multiple millions of dollars and launched them into fame and fortune.

• If you’re having a hard time finding traffic sources that allow you to scale up quickly and get thousands of customers every week, predictably and reliably, THIS just may be your answer.

• Case study of one of my secret traffic sources. From a $1,000 test to ad spends of $100,000 a WEEK... getting a 1.8 to 1.9 ROI on every weekly ad spend!

• A little known way to buy advertising media at 95% off the regular rate.

• How one of my followers (who you will soon meet) got $100,000 in renewal sales from only sending 16 postcards.

• If you’re not doing THIS at least once every month, you’re probably missing out on up to 50% of your potential income.

It’s waiting for you here...

http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes/

All the best,

Doberman Dan

P.S. I’d LOVE it if you would leave a review on iTunes!

Pax vobiscum.

Find out who this show is for and what you can expect from "Off the Chain" with Doberman Dan