I’m gonna say a word.
And I want you to tell me if it gets a laugh outta ya, OK?
Hamburger.
Anything?
A chuckle?
A snortle?
Maybe a snicker, perhaps?
Nut’n but crickets, right?
’Cuz it ain’t funny.
Not NOW at least.
But it was rip roarin’, roll-on- the-floor, pee-your- pants funny back in the 80s.
And you’ll understand why when I explain the shocking results a quantum physics
experiment. One that could transform your reality in RECORD time.
Click here to discover all the details on the latest episode of “Off The Chain.”
All the best,
Doberman Dan
P.S. Hamburger.
Remember Zsa Zsa?
She was doing the Kardashian thang -- being famous for being famous -- DECADES before any of the Kardashian clan were even a teeny tiny twinkle of titillation in the testicles of their patriarch.
Yup, old Zsa Zsa lived the good life.
She was a multimillionaire and basked in luxury her entire life.
Without doing even a lick of work.
And she died rich at the ripe young age of 99.
Her sister Eva used the same secret to get wealthy FAST and live in luxury, too. Also without doing a lick of work. (After she was the star of “Green Acres”, that is.)
Listen:
This “get wealthy FAST” secret is a DOOZY.
I’ve been studying success secrets like a man possessed for over 30 years... and I only VERY recently understood this one.
“Very recently” being about 11 months ago. And in that time my net worth has DOUBLED.
It’s the most powerful... and most effective... success secret of them all.
Even better... it’s darn near effortless.
Click here to discover this secret... a secret that could make you richer than Croesus (or Zsa Zsa Gabor)... on this just-released episode of Off The Chain.
All the best,
Doberman Dan
I totally caught this guest by surprise.
It was complete “ambush journalism” on my part.
And you’ll be amazed (and probably wealthier) when you hear his response.
Click here now to check out the “ambush journalism” episode of Off The Chain.
All the best,
Doberman Dan
P.S. I think you’ll be surprised by who I ambushed.
Click here to find out...
Wanna know who 50 Cent says is a fool?
People who want things in life fast and easy.
(Probably ’cuz the only things in life that come fast and easy are fear, heartache and Domino’s pizza.)
You, on the other hand, are no fool.
You are building the foundation for something that can continue to expand...
This one thang can provide you with everything you want in life.
It will translate into a higher pleasure.
Something so valuable, no material thing can ever match the joy, respect and contentment you’ll receive.
Click here to discover this “one thang” on the latest episode of Off The Chain.
All the best,
Doberman Dan
Picture this...
While in an ayahuasca ceremony in Peru... in addition to seeing aliens carry you to a paradise with leprechauns, Jesus and unicorns that shit multi-colored ice cream...
... you dream up an idea for a smartphone app.
After duking in your “pantalones” and puking your guts out... (ayahuasca can be
BRUTAL)...
...you send a few emails and outsource all the work to some programming geek in India for a few hundred bucks...
Then you sit back and have occasional ayahuasca flashbacks...
...while copious quantities of cashola are crammed into your corpulent coffers...
...and you become a CASH MILLIONAIRE.
No, this doesn’t just have to be a drug-induced delusion.
It can be your reality.
’Cuz one of my new friends has done it. (Become an app millionaire... not the ayahuasca thang.)
In fact, he and his students are responsible for more than 300 MILLION downloads in the App Store.
AND... he has created several other “app millionaires” by teaching people his process.
Click here now to check out my interview with Chad Mureta, the Millionaire-Maker... on the latest episode of Off The Chain.
All the best,
Doberman Dan
Imagine...
Dreaming up an idea for a smartphone app...
...outsourcing all the work to some programming geek in India for a few hundred bucks...
...then sitting back as copious quantities of cashola are crammed into your corpulent coffers...
...and you become a CASH MILLIONAIRE.
Maybe you don’t have to just imagine it.
’Cuz that’s what one of my guests has done.
He and his students are responsible for more than 300 MILLION downloads in the App Store.
AND... he has created several other “app millionaires” by teaching his process to them.
Click here now to check out my interview with Chad Mureta, the Millionaire-Maker... on the newest episode of Off The Chain.
All the best,
Doberman Dan
Ever see those hypnotist stage acts?
The ones where they hypnotize people and have them do weird stuff......barking like dogs, strutting like chickens... getting spanked like monkeys?
You know the ones.
Well that’s mere child’s play compared to what the world’s best hypnotist can do.
He can turn you into a slave... and compel you to sacrifice your entire LIFE in servitude...
And give up your money... your beliefs... your MORALS...
Your entire mind...
Hell, even your CHILDREN, for God’s sake!
In fact, you’re hypnotized by him RIGHT NOW......and it has already DESTROYED the better part of your life.
Click here to snap out of your trance...
All the best,
Doberman Dan
My heart can be had for free... but my mind is only available for rent.
That’s why I only answer marketing questions from the knights in my Marketing
Camelot. ’Cuz they pay me.
But every now and then it’s fun to answer other kinds of questions on my podcast.
So that’s what I did.
Kinda like the old “Viewer Mail” segment on the Letterman show. (But not as funny.)
I answered questions about...
My insecurities about my guitar playing... why real musicians hate smooth jazz... taking
L-theanine vs. vodka, heroin or morphine...
...hacking your brain... speed reading... sensory deprivation tanks... meditation...
...how to get in touch with pure consciousness connected to the quantum field so you
have access to all possibilities in the universe...
You know... typical business stuff. (He said with tongue planted firmly in cheek.)
Click here to give it a listen...
All the best,
Doberman Dan
Back in the day, before any schmuck with Garageband and a YouTube account could release an album, a no-name guitar teacher, Joe Satriani, had an idea.
He used the money he had left on a credit card to record his own instrumental album, and release it on his own record label, started from his kitchen table. (Album name, “Not of this earth.” Hence the subject line.)
This is typical these days. But back in 1984, this was unchartered territory.
With a net worth that’s now estimated at $12 million... from doing his own thang... well, let’s just say that it worked out pretty well for Joe.
You see, Joe isn’t just a musician. He’s an entrepreneur and his product is music.
And I’ve learned a lot from him.
I think you will, too... if you click here and check out the newest episode of Off The Chain.
All the best,
Doberman Dan
I recently had an interesting conversation with fellow Floridian, Jack Born.
Jack is a marketer who created is AW Pro Tools. It’s brilliant. It gives Aweber (the email program) some super duper kick ass list segmentation abilities.
Also Deadline Funnel. Another cool online tool to use on websites and in email to get people off the fence and buying your stuff.
So we chatted about the business of creating online tools.
And that was fun. You might even decide to get into that biz yourself.
But the REALLY good stuff happened after all the business talk.
That’s when I asked him a very personal question.
And rather than give me some pat, socially acceptable, politically correct answer......he jammed in the rib spreader, cracked open his chest and exposed his heart.
He shared some painful lessons he learned recently.
You can almost FEEL the energy of the whole interview shift at that point.
Well, I could.
I felt it was the best part of the interview... and I wish we could’ve spoken more about it.
Maybe you will, too.
Click here now to give it a listen and see if you agree...
All the best,
Doberman Dan
I recently had an interesting conversation with fellow Floridian, Jack Born.
Jack is a marketer who has recently specialized in creating tools that solve problems for online marketers.
One of the tools he created is AW Pro Tools. It’s brilliant. It gives Aweber (the email program) some super duper kick ass list segmentation abilities.
But AW Pro Tools is just one of the things Jack is known for. He has done, and is doing, lots of other cool stuff in the marketing world.
So we chatted about the business of creating online tools.
And that was fun. You might even decide to get into that biz yourself.
But the REALLY good stuff happened after all the business talk.
That’s when I asked him a very personal question. And rather than give me some pat, socially acceptable, politically correct answer...
...he jammed in the rib spreader, cracked open his chest and exposed his heart.
He shared some stuff that has been quite emotionally hurtful.
Stuff we have ALL dealt with at one time or another.
You can almost FEEL the energy of the whole interview shift at that point. Well, I could.
I felt it was the best part of the interview... and I wish we could’ve spoken more about it.
Maybe you will, too.
Click here now to give it a listen and see if you agree...
All the best,
Doberman Dan
Guitar players are cruel.
But it’s kinda funny...
The ones who are the cruelest... and the meanest... are exactly the same as every other
critic in your life.
They ALL have something in common.
It used to piss me off. But nowadays I find it absolutely frickin’ hilarious.
And you will too... once you discover this.
Heck, if you get the little lesson contained in my little rant, I bet it will help you make
more progress in the next 12 months than you’ve made in the last 12 YEARS.
It’s all explained on latest episode of Off The Chain... waiting for you here...
All the best,
Doberman Dan
Get this...
The other day some punk 23-year- old kid asked my opinion.
He recently graduated from college... and like the bazillion other kids who went 6-
figures into debt for college... he can’t get a job.
So he wanted to know what I thought about him becoming a life coach.
Yeah... a 23-year old life coach.
Listen... if you use ANY kind of “hired gun” experts, you absolutely MUST hear my
response.
So click away here to hear that now on the latest episode of Off The Chain...
All the best,
Doberman Dan
Imagine this:
Your job has just been eliminated.
No matter how highfalutin it was... and how much of a big shot you were.
No matter if you were the CFO of Yada Yada Enterprises...
Or you were a bigshot attorney with some fancy pants law firm...
You’ve just been terminated.
And you’re only employment option is this:
You gotta go hang out on the corner with the illegal Mexicans every morning waiting for
the truck to come by.
You know... THAT truck.
The one where the white guy driving it says, “Hey, boys, I need a framer, a guy who can
do plumbing and an attorney.”
And so just the day before you were a high-paid attorney at some Fortune 500
company...
...and now the only way you can feed your family is by hanging out with the illegal
Mexicans every day... merely hoping to get some sort of “paid by the day” job.
Actually... you don’t have to imagine it. It’s happening NOW.
Click here to listen to all the details on the latest episode of Off The Chain.
All the best,
Doberman Dan
I’ve got a secret.
A secret that has exponentially boosted my productivity.
Thereby simultaneously boosting my income... and happiness.
It’s a secret hidden within the movie “Rain Main” with Tom Cruise and Dustin Hoffman.
(No, this secret has nothing to do with Scientology.)
But it’s probably the breakthrough you’ve been looking for if you want to get more done
in less time.
Click here to discover all the exciting details on my latest episode of “Off The Chain.”
All the best,
Doberman Dan
It’s true.
Cash is disappearing fast and may soon be a memory, much like the dinosaur.
And much like the silver that USED to be in our coins prior to 1965.
Heck, since you’re treated like a terrorist for dealing in cash, there are even some businesses posting “cash not accepted here” signs.
Even though this is a direct attack on our freedom... and one more way to force us to use an illegal and corrupt financial system... you shouldn’t worry.
’Cuz there’s big opportunity here. And some savvy entrepreneurs are gonna get richer than Midas.
Click here and I’ll explain all the deets to ya, Doberman Dan style.
All the best,
Doberman Dan
I didn’t go to college.
Well, a few classes at a community college. But not a REAL college.
I used to lament the fact that I missed out on that 4-year drunken orgy college experience.
However... knowing what I know now, it was one of the best things that ever happened to me.
Because I didn’t know that the entire agenda was intended to turn me into a brain washed robot clone regurgitating Marxist ideology.
Instead I was forced to learn REAL life lessons. Stuff that works in the REAL world.
And it’s the same lessons that allow me to make more money than most neurosurgeons with a very limited skill set.
Click here to discover those lessons on the latest episode of Off The Chain.
All the best,
Doberman Dan
Ever eat calamari?
Well guess what...
There’s a good chance it ISN’T calamari. And you’ll be SHOCKED to discover what it ACTUALLY is.
It’s all tied in to the Wells Fargo bank scandal.
Which also explains why deaths from MRSA are ALLEGEDLY down.
Confused?
Don’t be.
It’s all explained here on the latest episode of Off The Chain.
You’re about to discover a business secret that has saved my ass a whole bunch of times.
And it could save yours, too.
Click here to take a listen...
All the best,
Doberman Dan
Why is it that so many successful entrepreneurs I know suffer from ADD, Attention
Deficit Disorder?
I’m not trying to be cute. I mean the REAL condition, ADD.
Yeah, I know we talk about “entrepreneurial ADD”... meaning that entrepreneurs are always chasing new opportunities...
...but a lot of folks with ADD, diagnosed or undiagnosed, wind up as entrepreneurs.
Probably because they can’t really fit into anybody else’s box.
I’ve been fascinated by this. So I interviewed an expert.
Check out Part 2 here on the latest episode of Off The Chain...
All the best,
Doberman Dan
Why is it that so many successful entrepreneurs I know suffer from ADD, Attention
Deficit Disorder?
I’m not trying to be cute. I mean the REAL condition, ADD.
Yeah, I know we talk about “entrepreneurial ADD”... meaning that entrepreneurs are
always chasing new opportunities...
...but a lot of folks with ADD, diagnosed or undiagnosed, wind up as entrepreneurs.
Probably because they can’t really fit into anybody else’s box.
I’ve been fascinated by this. So I interviewed an expert.
Check it out here on the latest episode of Off The Chain.
All the best,
Doberman Dan
P.S. A lot of misconceptions about ADD are cleared up in this interview. Including some
even spread by yours truly on my “Let’s Put Ritalin In The Drinking Water” podcast.
Oops.
What can I say? When I get it wrong, I REALLY get it wrong.
OK, I have to admit...
This ain’t for everybody.
If I would have been exposed to something like this only a few years ago... I would have
thought “coo-koo... coo-koo.”
But with age comes wisdom. And I’ve learned a few things.
Most importantly, I’ve learned to listen.
And maybe you should, too.
You’re about to hear from one of the best “sell from the stage” speakers I know.
Dave VanHoose is also one of the best TRAINERS of “sell from the stage” speakers.
And yeah, we talk about that.
But I wanted to go deeper.
A lot deeper.
What I’m about to explore is... well... unconventional, to say the least.
If you think that making a lot of money in business and being on a spiritual path are not
compatible... well... just listen...
Click here to hear the latest episode of Off The Chain.
All the best,
Doberman Dan
OK, I have to admit...
This ain’t for everybody.
If I would have been exposed to something like this only a few years ago... I would have thought “coo-koo... coo-koo.”
But with age comes wisdom. And I’ve learned a few things.
Most importantly, I’ve learned to listen.
And maybe you should, too.
You’re about to hear from one of the best “sell from the stage” speakers I know.
Dave VanHoose is also one of the best TRAINERS of “sell from the stage” speakers.
And yeah, we talk about that.
But I wanted to go deeper.
A lot deeper.
What I’m about to explore is... well... unconventional, to say the least.
If you think that making a lot of money in business and being on a spiritual path are not compatible... well... just listen...
Click here to hear the latest episode of Off The Chain.
All the best,
Doberman Dan
Chris Haddad went from menial, dead-end $20k/year jobs to one of the most successful copywriters on Clickbank.
And that was a big victory in his eyes.
Until he came to the realization that he was “making assholes rich.” (His words, not mine.)
So he decided to stop prostituting his abilities to others and become his own client.
Eighteen months later he was a millionaire. Working only a few hours a day.
And today, only a couple years later, a multimillionaire.
And THAT, my dear reader, is how fast it can happen for you, too.
Click here to hear the story directly from the horse’s mouth on the latest episode of Off The Chain.
All the best,
Doberman Dan
Chris Haddad went from menial, dead-end $20k/year jobs to one of the most successful copywriters on Clickbank.
And that was a big victory in his eyes.
Until he came to the realization that he was “making assholes rich.” (His words, not mine.)
So he decided to stop prostituting his abilities to others and become his own client.
Eighteen months later he was a millionaire. Working only a few hours a day.
And today, only a couple years later, a multimillionaire.
And THAT, my dear reader, is how fast it can happen for you, too.
Click here to hear the story directly from the horse’s mouth on the latest episode of Off The Chain.
All the best,
Doberman Dan
Genetically modified organisms (GMOs) that genetically modify YOU...
...Deadly herbicides and pesticides...
Irradiation... “factory farms”... mineral depleted soil...
And now... [drum roll, please]...
Meat grown in a petri dish!
Judas H. Priest! Eating food grown this way is a frickin’ death sentence!
So what’s all this have to do with your business?
Everything, my dear friend.
And when I say “everything” I mean EVERYTHING.
The minute you realize that everything matters... you’ll start to experience
EXPONENTIAL growth in your income.
Click here to check out how this philosophy is working out for me...
All the best,
Doberman Dan