Episode 7 of my politically correct podcast is all polished up and ready for your virgin ears.

In this episode you’ll discover...

• The “chicken secret” for getting a big flood of new customers FAST.
• How an archaeology professor at the University of Florida... a dude COMPLETELY ignorant about “our kind” of marketing... is kicking 99.9% online marketer’s asses with THIS secret.
• My wife’s chicken coop design... and why you should ALWAYS offer a high-priced “slack adjuster” product.
• How to double or even TRIPLE your flow of new customers.
• The “mooch factor” in customer acquisition and how to handle it.
• And much more.

It’s here at http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

All the best,

Doberman Dan

There’s a new special episode of my “Off The Chain”podcast awaiting your virgin ears on iTunes.

It’s my interview with Brian Kurtz, the former Executive V.P. and all-around badass rainmaker for that 800 lb. direct marketing gorilla, Boardroom.

Here are a few things Brian shared...

• The bottom line reason Boardroom decided to change their focus from business publications to consumer health publications… and how YOU can follow their lead to make yourself a FORTUNE.
• Why becoming a “slave to your numbers” can be the smartest business decision you can ever make… allowing you to leave ALL your competitors in the dust.
• The yogurt lids lesson… and how it can EXPLODE your profits… allowing you to surpass and outlast any and ALL competitors.
• Why anybody who calls himself or herself an “internet marketer”is doinghimself or herselfa HUGE disservice… and limiting themselves to a life of mediocrity.
• 9 eternal truths every entrepreneur needs to know aboutmarketing. (HINT: The biggest lie is the“concept of one”… and why you have to be insane to count on it for your future.)
• When everyone is going right, it’s time for YOU to go left. (The little known contrarian secrets to massive success.)
• And a lot more. (Probably much more than you deserve, rookie.)

Look, you’re probably tired of all the bullshit promises you hear from these fraud Internet marketers who couldn’t find their ass with both hands. (I know I am.)

Ignore those rookie posers and find out how the REAL men make a fortune here…

http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

All the best,

Doberman Dan

P.S. Brian Kurtz is one of the few people left nowadays with the guts to tell you the REAL truth about direct marketing today.

If MY future depended on it, I’d follow guys like Brian… not the “those who can’t, teach” losers proliferating the Internet… always trying to get into your wallet.

Brian is a guy with a 30+ year track record of DOING… successfully… unlike almost ALL of the IM gurus.

Discover the most important marketing and business truths here…

http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

Paxvobiscum.

Episode 6 of my politically correct podcast is all polished up and ready for your virgin ears.

In this episode you’ll discover...

• My response to “I need to make money ASAP.” (You’ll probably be surprised at my answer.)
• The WORST way to start a business. (Ironically it’s how most people do it.)
• The lowest barrier to entry way to make money online. (It may not be sexy but it works. Fast, too.)
• What’s REALLY required for overnight success.
• And much more “entrepreneurial reality” most people don’t have the balls to tell you.

Take a listen at http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

All the best,

Doberman Dan

A new episode of my podcast is ready.

In Episode 5 of the Off The Chain show you’ll discover...

• How any freelancer, service provider or consultant can get the best gigs... and the best PAYING gigs with this secret I discovered from the 80’s movie “48 Hours”
• The REAL cop secret I learned on the street that has helped me make a LOT of money writing copy.
• If you’re a copywriter with no track record and no success you can point to do THIS to establish yourself as an expert and “first call” copywriter.
• Writing copy for clients versus writing copy for your own business... the advantages and disadvantages of both. (And money is the LEAST important.)
• A simple way to build a secondary income AND get high-paying clients.

Take a listen at http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

All the best,

Doberman Dan

My producer just uploaded a special episode of my podcast.

My guest is one of the best online marketers I know, Allen Baler.

In this special episode you’ll discover...

• How working in direct mail for 10 years helped establish the foundation for Allen’s rapid rise to success online.
• How Allen made the switch from “kitchen table” affiliate marketer... to creating a business that quickly grew to be on Inc. magazine’s 500 fastest growing companies list.
• His cray-cray CRAZY successful “one man, one laptop, one million dollars” business plan for the ultimate in lifestyle freedom.
• Most people start a business then work their life around it. Here’s how Allen did the exact opposite... and built of the most successful businesses in his market.
• The paradigm shift Allen experienced in my mastermind that catapulted his business into 1,400% growth in a little over a year.
• The surefire but almost NEVER talked about way of creating a grand slam home run online.
• The very best way to work with a copywriter to ensure you have a winning piece of copy.
• And MUCH more!

Mozey on over to http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

All the best,

Doberman Dan

P.S. Allen’s never been a freelance copywriter but he revealed a secret any freelancer can use to earn extra money AND deliver better results.

Enjoy!

Pax vobiscum.

Episode 4 of the Doberman Dan “Off The Chain” show has been mixed, mastered, pressed on vinyl, put into an LP sleeve and distributed to record stores throughout the world.

Or... maybe not.

I was just waxing nostalgic about the record industry in the 70’s.

Boy, do I miss the 70’s. Leisure suits were da BOMB!

But seriously... the 45 of my show <grin> has been received by the fine folks at Apple, transferred to a digital format and is now available here:

http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

On this “rated EXPLICIT” show, you’ll discover...

• The very BEST way to do market research and discover “starving markets” with money burning a hole in their pockets.

• An easy way to research markets and business ideas without getting sucked down “rabbit holes” online.

• My surefire method for finding “gold mine” niches with PROVEN demand.

• My “follow the leader” strategy... and how I used it to make a small fortune in the supplement business.

• After twenty years as a direct response entrepreneur and lots of trial and error, trying 1,000 different things to make money... THIS is the easiest way.

• If you hate your j-o-b... here’s how you can escape it and make a lot more money, working a lot less.


I swear to JESUS* you’re not gonna hear this stuff about product and market research from ANYBODY else but me.

Gently place the needle on my newly pressed vinyl LP record here:

http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

Rock on with yo bad self. (Man, I really miss the 70’s!)

Doberman Dan

* Jesus Ricardo Morales, my Mexican handyman... who has 6 kids and a pickup truck. And diabetes.

Ya know I had a previous podcast, right?

It was “The Doberman Dan Show For Renegade Entrepreneurs.”

It was fun. Had some GREAT guests.

But I view it kinda like my first wife. It SEEMED like a goodidea at the time. 

And it was fun... for a while. 

But later I realized, out of ignorance, I had done a LOT of things wrong.

In the case of the podcast it was production stuff, positioning, marketing and iTunes stuff. Because of that I never had any decent ranking in iTunes and never made it into the “New & Noteworthy” section.

In the case of my first wife it was... well... basically choosing the wrong damn wife.

So... I learned a lot from BOTH mistakes... the podcast and the starter wife. (Hey, at least my first podcast didn’t sleep with a client at the bank where she worked. The little minx checked his bank balance to “qualify” him first.)

You just learn and move on, right? (After your whore bitch of a podcast takes your home and half your police department pension, of course.)

Anyhoo... the only solution to all the mistakes I made with my first podcast was to kill it and start all over again. (Man, it would have been sooooo much cheaper if I would have done that with... aw, forget it.)

So now I have the “Doberman Dan Off The Chain” podcast, produced by the spectacular Jonathan Rivera, who knows EVERYTHING about creating a successful podcast that gets into iTunes’ New & Noteworthy section. (Which mine did in less than 48 hours... a record I think.)

I sure as hell don’t lament the old podcast being a sleazy, filthy whore and going bye-bye... because my new podcast TOTALLY kicks its ass. 

It’s superior in every way to the old podcast. Sooooo much hotter. And I enjoy “doing it” infinitely more than that old over privileged, self-absorbed, materialistic, sleep around with rich guys podcast. <grin>

But almost all the interviews I did for the old podcast are too good to let disappear into the ether. So we’re recycling them and adding them to the new podcast as “special episodes.”

All that was a long-winded way of warming up to tell you there’s a new special episode of the podcast available. 

And I feel kinda like a proud papa. A dude who learned from me while he was a rookie has busted ass and dun good.

Dun REAL good, actually.

His name is Dan Fagella and he used the stuff he learned from me at a 2-day seminar to go from a brick & mortar business owner (martial arts studio)... to an online-based “work from anywhere in the world” entrepreneur... making 20x’s more money than he EVER made with his brick & mortar biz.

Oh, BTW... this interview was NOT released on the previous podcast. So you’ve never heard it before. Unless you hacked my computeror can do that remote viewing/listening/“men who stare at goats” stuff. (And if you can, you simply MUST teach me.)

The interview is ready and anxiously awaiting your arrival here:

http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

On this special episode you’ll discover...

• How Dan started an online info product biz and made quantum leap growth within only 18 months after attending the seminar I taught.
• How he used a major “act of God” destruction of his business... and the accompanying financial devastation to leapfrog over years of struggle and become financially independent for life.
• The “gentlemen, this is a football” secret to Dan’s rapid growth in biz and income. (HINT: Doing the OPPOSITE of what all the IM gurus teach/sell is the master key to long term riches... and clarity.)
• The one and one ONLY thing you need to focus on to go from zero to 5-figures a month... as quickly as possible.
• Dan’s secret to squashing the paralyzing feelings of confusion and overwhelm so you can grow your business most effectively... and rapidly.
• The all too common mistake that leads a LOT of entrepreneurs to bankruptcy. And how to do the exact OPPOSITE to get to 5-figures a month... often in less than 12 months.
• And MUCH more. 

I’m not doing the lazy copywriter thang and using “and much more” because I’m tired of writing bullets. Seriously... therereally are a LOT more gold nuggets in this interview.

Going here right away and listening to this interview should be a high priority...IF you want to discover how to start an online info from business FAST and make 5-figures a month lickety split...

http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

I wish *I* would have had an interview like this back when I was a struggling entrepreneur and still married to the starter wife. Man... I could have made a LOT of money. 

And the ex and her shark attorney (may he burn in a fiery pit of sulfur for all eternity, surrounded by 1,001 Ned Ryerson clones) would have been able to steal a lot more money from me for her and her bastard home-wrecking gigolo to enjoy... while copulating in MY home.

(Not that I’m still bitter or anything.)

Enjoy the podcast.

Doberman Dan

P.S.  Dan subtly revealed a secret he used that totally catapulted him ahead of most of the competitors in his market. You have to really listen for it but it starts a little before the 12-minute mark. It’s EXACTLY what I told you to do in Episode 3 of my podcast.

It’s not like it’s going away... but I still think you should listen to it right away. Cuz fast action takers ALWAYS kick the procrastinators’ asses.

So which do YOU want? Kick ass... or get your ass kicked?

Go here NOW to kick ass...

http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

P.P.S.  If you happen to run into my ex-wife... her name is <redacted by my fun-sucking deal-killing attorney>... 

...and she lives at the house I practically KILLED myself to buy at <address redacted, too. That shark bastard won’t let me have ANY fun>... 

...tell her I know it’s been 22 years but an apology would be accepted any time now.

(Not that I’m still hurt about her whoring around on me or anything.)

Pax vobiscum.